the actual dates of tumblr heritage posts!

being an asshole, but the dates are correct!

[historical-dates]

correcting the dates made by @/heritage-post

why this blog exists

if we make a mistake please let us know! we promise any inaccuracies are just that, mistakes.

about the mods

original mod

i'm mod flowerkid, my name is Max

i use no pronouns, but y'all can use they/them if it matters

i have adhd, so i don't use this blog a lot.

hella queer nonbinary faggot who is hella queer faggy for nonbinary people

i am 20

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other mod (buzgie)

you can call me dana/mars/eclipse or any variation of my username

I don't care about pronouns

I am an aro ace dyke and I love women

I am 16

[flowerkidart]

i have commissions!!

[i have commissions!!]

[ID in alt!]

All Prices Are In USD!!!

friends/mutuals of my main get $5 off! :]

cash/app [prefered]: $flowerkidlove

pay/pal: please ask for it in pms!

ko/fi

throne wishlist (let me know what you bought me for a one character full sized piece!)

if you would like to reach me please send a message on tumblr or reach out to me on discord (flowerkidlove#0420)

if you follow my dni at all i will deny you service!

I Have The Right To Deny You Service For Any Reason!!

[I Have The Right To Deny You Service For Any Reason!!]

[flowerkidart]

hey. still have the commission to do, but i think our ex-roommate, jessie, might be fucking us over, if you want to commission me, go for it *staring autistically*

[rasairui]

Keep seeing pronoun positivity posts is about he/they and she/theys. That's cool and all but this one's for the she/hes. If you're a she/he I love you and you can take as much mint as you want from our garden

[elldritch-horror]

Is this a positivity post or a secret cry for help? OP, how bad is the mint situation?

[rasairui]

It's both the mint situation is fucking severe

[historical-dates]

date of origin: July 9th, 2021

[squided]

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

MEN

ALSO

ARE

GIVEN

UNREALISTIC

EXPECTATIONS

DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

[daydream-in-lilac-deactivated20]

I get the feeling someone replaced all the photos but it makes this post so much better.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[historical-dates]

date of origin: March 16th, 2014

[jackwynandmoved-deactivated2017]

[omgtsn]

THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YOU

[heritage-post]

date of origin: March 28th, 2011

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: August 24th, 2012

[defeated-remade-deactivated2015]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2012

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: December 5th, 2012

[bobby-dupeas-deactivated2012072]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 11th. 2011

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: November 7th, 2011

[best-of-memes]

Not even lion

[heritage-post]

date of origin: May 17th, 2014

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: October 17th, 2014

[newkidsonmycock11]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: May 22nd, 2013

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: October 1st, 2012

stop fucking saying happy anniversary in your tags it makes me want to rip something apart fr

[chanelandstyle]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 11th, 2011

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: December 28th, 2011

[rufiozuko]

I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-

[heritage-post]

date of origin: January 11th, 2014

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: January 21st, 2014

i don't know why, but i actually hate when you fucking. put the date at BEFORE the damn post was made. i'm really glad that we have the option or timestamps on our posts now.

[swagacaust-deactivated20110507]

[joelheymann-deactivated20151109]

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

[rickyykat]

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

[ashley-the-giant-blog]

I really hope so. This is good.

[theonlyoperator]

I approve so hard.

[a-spoonful-of-generosity]

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

[ask-violet-factory]

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

[alphacrunchy-deactivated2015042]

what happen to tumblr

[ask-starliner-deactivated201401]

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

[someboredidiot-deactivated20201]

Tumblr has a creepypasta and I really hope someone reads it XD

[kingteeth]

Unholy shit man

[softgorerae]

SIGNMETHEFUCKUP MATE

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 12th, 2010

[historical-dates]

axtual date of origin: April 19th, 2011

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 12th, 2012

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: December 9th 2012

[best-of-memes]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 7th, 2014

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: October 17th, 2014

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 27th, 2014

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: December 3rd, 2014

[thisissoimportantrightnow]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[heritage-post]

date of origin: July 28th, 2014

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: August 28th, 2014

[accioron]

[heritage-post]

abbiethreetwelve:

Dumbledore is dancing. Snape is laughing. You don’t have a fucking argument anymore.

date of origin: September 1st, 2010

[historical-dates]

actual date of origin: october 1st 2010