tumblr heritage posts

a blast from the past (OPEN SUBMISSIONS)

[applecherry108]

shit let’s be santa

[heritage-post]

date of origin: December 24th, 2013

[penguinanimalcrackerr-deactivat]

[otterbelle]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[heritage-post]

date of origin: July 23rd, 2012

[accioron]

[heritage-post]

abbiethreetwelve:

Dumbledore is dancing. Snape is laughing. You don’t have a fucking argument anymore.

date of origin: September 1st, 2010

[upinbed]

[liziraphalemoved-blog]

primrosefairy:

-agentofchaos:

abideinlove:

alexxandraa:

heyaydreeah:

talesthatmustberetold:

growingupwontbringusdown:

minustheamanda:

blamebriandales:

Insanity Wolf - Friend says they hate Harry Potter You commit a murder that day | Meme Generator

[heritage-post]

date of origin: July 7th, 2010

[thisissoimportantrightnow]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[disgustinganimals]

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

[sticks-to-snakes]

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

[heritage-post]

date of origin: July 28th, 2014

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

[franksinatra420-remade-blog]

BUILD A. SQUID. make your own squid and set. it free. BUILD YOUR. SQUID. FIND YOUR. SQUID { MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM } YOUR SQUID

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 27th, 2014

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

[aphyllum-deactivated20221117]

why is his avatar a cracker

[nikoiya]

His username is antfucker98 and you’re gonna ask why his avatar is a cracker

[antfucker98-deactivated20140125]

im a girl

[nayohme]

When I was 12 this was the craziest post of all time.

[heritage-post]

date of origin: September 5th, 2013

[best-of-memes]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 7th, 2014

[fishingboatproceeds]

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011. 

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

we hate you john green

[fishingboatproceeds]

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

hey johny my bro relax

[heritage-post]

date of origin: July 25th, 2013

[y5d8z6vz7a-deactivated20180404]

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

[brodiebutt]

[katherinearandez]

[wsswatson]

[katherinearandez]

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

[fatefulfindings]

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 12th, 2012

[swagacaust-deactivated20110507]

[joelheymann-deactivated20151109]

swagacaust:

You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot. 

[rickyykat]

…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?

[ashley-the-giant-blog]

I really hope so. This is good.

[theonlyoperator]

I approve so hard.

[a-spoonful-of-generosity]

Omg I love it I hope Mr creepy pasta reads it

[ask-violet-factory]

I’m real superstitious… no chance take

[alphacrunchy-deactivated2015042]

what happen to tumblr

[ask-starliner-deactivated201401]

Not taking any fucking chances O-O

[someboredidiot-deactivated20201]

Tumblr has a creepypasta and I really hope someone reads it XD

[kingteeth]

Unholy shit man

[softgorerae]

SIGNMETHEFUCKUP MATE

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 12th, 2010

[mutedcolours]

Leland are you kidding me

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 5th, 2014

[sundvux-blog]

Most painful thing in the world

[heritage-post]

date of origin: January 18th, 2011

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

See this? This is a nail that went through my index finger. The surgery to remove it without breaking my  finger would cost 100,00 dollars, and my mom refused to pay for it, saying I had to deal with it. However, she claims that for every note on this post, she will pay one dollar towards proper removal.

Please reblog. I’m begging you, this could ruin my life otherwise. 

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

look at this fake post I made when I was like 13

[thunderpibb]

the nails still in there

[heritage-post]

date of origin: June 1st, 2013

[best-of-memes]

[heritage-post]

date of origin: October 12th, 2013

[ultimatetwinkster]

someone buy me this hoodie its $150 dollars but its possibly the greatest thing we’ll ever see humans create

[heritage-post]

date of origin: May 23rd, 2012

[rufiozuko]

I be on my Homestuck, always on my Homestuck… I’m geekin’ out… & I don’t give a f-

[heritage-post]

date of origin: January 11th, 2014