frostbitten ice cubes

my name is maz and i'm a spaz-tic ball of derp

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[newtmasislove]

times have got so bad i’ve started re-listening to inside by bo burnham

[pealeii]

my unhealthy obsession with all eyes on me persists

[huffylemon]

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[willgrahamscock]

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

[willgrahamscock]

anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

[lustcannibalism]

what state are you in?

[willgrahamscock]

pretty bad

[lustcannibalism]

YOUR LOCATION

[xhartbigx]

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[ashstfu]

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

[yeoldenews]

A few (more) of the better names I've come across in Regency era newspapers recently.

[cwnerd12]

someone was actually named DICK RAMSBOTTOM

[tybarious-ii]

[enki2]

[liminalstrands]

Good news! It gets worse!

I think it's the galactic orbit thing that really did me in

[virgjl]

Israel has been committing unspeakable war crimes, crimes against humanity, and illegal collective punishment against Palestinians in Gaza for 15 years. 15 years. Any comment or analysis that doesn’t take this fact into consideration today is hollow, immoral, and dehumanizing.

[ayin-me-yesh]

#not to mention the additional 7 odd decades of continual displacement and ethnic cleansing

[tupacabra]

had a dream I was in a rap battle and this was my verse and I woke myself up laughing

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

[alphabgirl]

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

[thelilnan]

I finally understand dubstep

[huffylemon]

[librarian-raichu]

Information Wall (with Hat)

[nitrosplicer]

a wasp made this post

[important-animal-images]

[katameme-deactivated20250120]

[teamwhimsy]

Oh my God my vandalism has escaped containment

[nonasuch]