Jive Turkey

I'm the quicker, picker, swifter, Kellie Pickler, upper....or whatever 💾

[hitashitashi]

I really have terrible taste in men 😞

[hitashitashi]

🙁 what options do I have now to use tumblr in secret? Do they have those slim videos and people cutting up soap 🤷🏽‍♀️ I kinda feel ashamed watching those type of videos in private....

[fun-o-physics]

[hitashitashi]

😂😂😂

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

me: where’s the toilet?

New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight

me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street

[zog-agent]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

Sorry but she’s actually me

[blackdenimjeans2]

Me :(

[nesija]

me to😔

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Absolutely me

[hitashitashi]

😂😂😂

[thetallblacknerd]

Iron Man: I’m the richest and possess the most advanced technology on the planet

Black Panther:

[thetallblacknerd]

This post got derailed by racists so fast so let’s do this again

[yinx1]

Tony Stark is worth around 12billion; Batman 10billion. Black Panther almost 100 TRILLION. Black Panther can buy Wayne Enterprises and Stark Industries at the same Going Out of Business sale. Tony’s tech has always been decades behind Wakanda technology. That’s why Black Panther’s costume is sleek and form-fitting yet still bulletproof while Tony still has to bulk up his with extra metal. Batman doesn’t even have a bulletproof costume unless it looks like Ironman’s. Plus Wakanda’s current technology was invented by a female and not just any female a Princess. Batman has Fox invent his technology Tony does the best he can while yelling at Pepper. AND Wakandans found the cure for many different types of cancer. They only reason they don’t share with the world is because white greed and insurance companies.

[staffsucks-deactivated20181207]

Panther & Co.™ has enough wealth and power to hide a goddamn country from the entire rest of the world. Tony has a gold-plated bow tie and a few fancy bottles of wine.

[systlin]

My husband saw this as I was scrolling down and said “Dude, Black Panther finds Tony Stark’s net worth in his couch cushions when he’s looking for the TV remote. And he’s probably judging the Iron Man suit like ‘oh hey I had one of those I built when I was 6.’”

And I mean, he’s not wrong. 

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[xshuttlesworth]

I’m not sure how I would act if I seen this shit in real life 💀

[hitashitashi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[hypnotic-flow]

40 years of hip hop culture in 2 minutes.

[bosshood]

Wow who made this

[howfloetic]

This bumps 🔥🔥

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

THIS IS REALLY FIRE

[mysharona1987]

[hitashitashi]

And that’s the last time I say it

[dancing-cockroaches]

School 

[hopefortheflowersss]

I died twice watching this

[deonsraw]

💀💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

I screamed but this real

[iampazzo]

Real life

[secretsunkept]

I died at the desks 😂

[interminaterogationriteolworshi]

“respectable woman”

[codeblurascension]

💀💀💀

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

LMFAAAOOOO

[mehsoulcrushing-blog]

Goose bumps

[6lacksoul]

[hitashitashi]

🤷🏽‍♀️

[cheese24k]

[vua-deactivated20160828]

oh my god

[friendley-deactivated20200102]

everyone needs to see this video at least once in their life

[andromedafalls]

I think my favorite thing about dogs is that they can, in fact, perceive the tone/mood of music, just as they can with human voices.

[theteastainedpages]

I think the best part about this is that there was an actual academic study done to find out what music dogs preferred, they set it up by kenneling dogs and figuring out which kind of music caused them to be more relaxed in the situation, and they found out that most dogs prefer soft rock and reggae. 

He probably really digs it. 

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[skunkbear]

[teamrocketing]

i’m so glad i live in 2016 so i dont have to deal with these massive terrifying animals except the blue whale, but shes gentle and good

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

wait is it really called Hell Pig

[hitashitashi]

No one noticed Captain Hook....

[keybladesoras]

The Golden Age of Children’s TV, the 90’s.