i need this because otherwise i will be killed

if i didnt make a ruby redfort sideblog my family would disown me. my normal ones gluefox i drew the icon and made 2 posts about hitch. those are all my priorities.

[agentredfort]

hey anybody here uhhhhh homestuck

[hitchsclarinet]

me, reading hitch's dialogue in any rr book and crying uncontrollably: He Is Just A Nice Man

[hitchsclarinet]

kid behind the camera: clancy

kid who fearfully agrees that kevin should watch the light: elliot

kevin: ruby

[hitchsclarinet]

GET TO KNOW THIS BITCH

tagged by @embersofmemoriesx GOD BLESS YOU I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF

Relationship status: single and staying away from relationships they’re extra effort and i already have 3 friends i would die from fatigue

Favourite colours: fuck me UP on green. especially sea green

Lipstick/ Chapstick: im too crusty not to have at least some vaseline on me 24/7. also lipstick terrifies me to no end. it gets on your teeth?? you just end up sucking it off your own mouth when you eat?? a horrifying mystery im not involving myself in

Last thing watched: QI because thats my only source of basic knowledge @ this point

Top 3 shows: EAH (far too easy to get way too invested in), MLP (big fuckin apologies), the simpsons (a childhood classic)

Top 3 ships: uh,,g.,h.... looks at smudged writing on hand HItch/sleep. clanchyXdeep breathing techniques. rubyxnot actively trying to die

Top 3 book series: ruby redfort, asoue, chronicles of ancient darkness

ill just admit it now. i have no friends on here. this is a free for all. i tag all of you

[hitchsclarinet]

ok fellas

over christmas because i have nothing to do and also hate myself im going to try and write at least 1-2 fansongs for the characters of rr. it’s more of a creative exercise than anything else but i dont actually know which character to do first so i was thinking i could ask the pit of rabid followers on here. so, which character would yall bitches like to see (hear?) a song about? i have an inkling of what ill do for basically everyone, but i need this narrowed down. ill see if i can post the recordings too if i can. thanx boys

[bozo-says-what]

If Ruby Redfort characters had “sides” like the Sanders Sides

There are two possible outcomes after reading that title. Outcome 1: “Oh cool, I like Thomas Sanders.” Outcome 2: “What the fuck are the sanders sides? What??” In case of outcome 2, here’s a brief explanation.

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[hitchsclarinet]

i know i will never have time to post proper content for this blog but heres a big WELCOME anyway from the og sharkboy and lavagirl