Jefferoni's Macaroni

Just a blog about a bunch of shitposts, pretty much... My name's Emily, and I'd do pretty much anything for Dr. Pepper. That shit's amazing-

[artistwhatdrawsonaphoner-deacti]

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[jauregxis]

[bob-belcher]

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

[vampirezigzagoon]

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

[shezasag]

this is literally honestly a fucking bop

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

The biggest bop, tbh.

[saintalbatross]

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

[taehyungeyo-blog]

<3

[salty-miso-deactivated20241030]

B R O i fucking love the community, they’re usually the kinder ones that rp and talk to me :’)) if anyone has anything to rant i’ll be here too lol

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[justanotherblog0987654]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

I’m Gay

[whippedcreamtitties23]

I’m A Lesbian

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[daovihi]

I’m bisexual

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[maniacalwalrus-deactivated20160]

i’m trans

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[ask-desperately-laurens]

Im Asexual.

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

[reallychico]

I’m not sure yet

[ask-henriette-lafayette]

it’s ok!

[wizardgender]

a wholesome post

[fumbledeegrumble]

oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDN’T LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.

[but-theyre-so-cute]

Yaaassss

[influenza54]

Every time

[myglitterkitty]

And every other sexuality

[best-of-memes]

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

Which are you feeling today?

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[i-mthebadguy]

Over 288,000 and this is mine:

“ She stole the last twinkie from the basket and stuffed it all in her mouth before I could grab it. “Why would you do that?” “Because I’m the bad guy!” “

[xxbluandorangexx]

write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head

[achingtentacles]

Does anyone have experience with side-blogs on Tumblr? I’m looking for some pros and cons!

Do you think side blogs are better than creating a new email for a new stand-alone Tumblr?

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

Being someone with two side blogs, I’d say create a new email. With side blogs, you can’t do much except post. You can’t reblog, you can’t reply, you can answer asks and post on your blog. It’s limited, and it’s kinda sad.

[trin0dinz]

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[jeffaronis-macaroni]

I got too lazy to do this shit-

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

I noticed a little thing-

So, for those of you who have seen The Nightmare Before Christmas know the moment where Jack’s in Christmas Town, and the citizens of Halloween Town are worried about where he went?

Well, as I watched, I heard the vampires say “It’s Scary” in regards to his disappearance. Well, in Halloween Town, they use terms like “scary, terrifying, horrible” and others in terms that would translate to “good, happy, exciting” and others. 

Does this mean that the vampires and other citizens were truly happy about his disappearance? 

[redfrilled-moved]

This is the goretober prompt list that my friend and I put together! Anyone can use it if they want!

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

Okay, guys! I’m going to be doing Goretober this year! ^v^ This is gonna be fun!!

[jeffaronis-macaroni]

I made another ask blog!

https://i-need-more-midol.tumblr.com/ Is the link!! ^v^ T’is a Gwen ask blog~