I'm a Believer

Hiten Stahl. Twenty-Four. World's Greatest Kindergarten Teacher. Bigfoot Fan Boy. Boston does't have an accent, it's a language.

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cherisheart:

“Jesus, my brain still hurts from that shit. Is there any tequila left?”

“Are you kidding, we actually live in a reality show. There’s always tequila left.”

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adamchaykovsky:

“No, it’s good. Kinda feels tense though, doesn’t it?”

“Are you happy with your match? Steph’s pretty cool.”

“Not really?”

“Yeah, Steph’s cool, I definitely can’t complain. What about you, think Leah could be the one?”

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sunnysummerhale:

I meant to deduct who’s a match, silly willy.

“Can we deduct it from two weeks though? We had four tonight, only one of which matched last weeks, there’s bound to be more than one repeat, plus three new ones. And only one match can be logically thrown out, so we’d really only be a square one, yeah?”

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adamchaykovsky:

“So… three. That’s not so bad.” 

“Don’t sound so happy about it, man.”

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sunnysummerhale:

Is someone writing this all down? Because four beams, amazing.

“Fairly sure it’s on record, unless the cameras are a lie.”

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steph-mariano:

Steph let out a laugh as she turned back to the box, grabbing another coconut bra and two grass skirts. “Do you want orange or purple?”

“Pahple, please, orange is not my colah. Though who knows maybe an orange grass skirt would change that entire perspective.”

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steph-mariano:

“Whether you were expecting it, or not, it’ll be fun. Now, I think you should definitely wear this.”

“Of course I should. Gotta look the part yeah?”

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“You know, I don’t know what I was expecting, but this wouldn’t have even made my top five guesses.”

@steph-mariano

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Hiten, you're next. Who do you think is your perfect match?

“Gah, I dunno. Presley, maybe?”

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presleystreet:

“Hey, I’ll still smell by chocolate before the end of the night.”

“Skirt or no skirt. Name?”

“Good to know you won’t let your skirt get in the way of your goals.”

“Hiten. Yours?”

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presleystreet:

“That’s even better than my rubber band skirt. And probably only took half the time.”

“You’re dashing, as they say in the forties. Or something.”

“Nonsense, at least the rubbah band skirt is creative. And bright side, you won’t smell like chocolate when it’s said and done.”

“Thank you, you’re dashing yoahself.”

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“Well, I’m wearing candy bar wrappers on national tv. Cross that off my bucket list.”

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cherisheart:

“Eh I dunno, violin seems too pretentious sometimes, y’know? Fiddles good for the non-classic stuff,” she shrugged. “Really? Didn’t know normal colleges had music programs. Might’ve actually given a shit about the fuss over A-levels if I’d known.”

“Touché.”

“Most do, yeah, at least I think so. I don’t know though, music and education programs don’t seem to intersect that often. Or mine didn’t anyway.”

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steph-mariano:

“Huh. I’ll just get my own then,” she smirked, taking a long swing of the bottle. “On second thought I reckon I’ll stick to the beer.”

“Fine, yoah loss is my gain. This time anyway.”

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salemvirginia:

“Wait, there’s more than–How many ‘alcohol opening tricks’ do you need?”

“Depends on how creative you wanna get trying to open a beah. Or have to when you’ah lacking a bottle openah.”

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leahgreene:

Now that sounds like a fun time. Probably a little too trashy for even MTV though. 

“It could be like their own version of Naked and Afraid though. Naked and Soulmates, catch it Thursdays at midnight.”

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salemvirginia:

“Perfect, thank you. Excellent de-corking skills.”

“Well you know, you spend enough time in a frat house and you earn loads of alcohol opening tricks.”