lingayo

she/her. newly in the actual adult world & no longer a grad student in the midst of a pandemic (but still struggling). history, puns, and politics. ++CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL++ fuck desantis. (( side blog: aloha-lingayo ))

[gael-garcia]

Colombia!!!

[gael-garcia]

update:

[gael-garcia]

Lula for Brazil 🇧🇷

[arabian-knight]

And yet again the "backwards underdeveloped countries" are the only ones with a fucking spine and moral fiber on earth

[death-to-the-usa]

the Brazilian foreign minister, in the UN Security Council, warned that the UN will be "remembered—and blamed—for it's inaction and apparent unwillingness in stopping this bloodshed"

[socialistexan]

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

reblog to disturb jk rowling

[mother-i-crave-rwrb]

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

[samlikesbooks]

disturb jk rowling

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

currently disturbing jk rowling

[rongzhi]

A pair of precious shoes

English added by me :)

[distance-does-not-matter]

@intothelionsden

[islakariese]

every second of this is amazing

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[nightonblogmountain]

When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’

they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’

and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. 

[thefreewillagency]

Post complete. We can all go home now

[windsroad]

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

[windsroad]

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

[brunhiddensmusings]

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself

[pileofknives]

[pulling-aggro]

fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my

BLOOD CIRCLE

[autijacen]

So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.

[nevver]

Matt Shirley

[durnesque-esque]

I fixed it

[medli20]

public service announcement

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

who should get stabbed this year?

julius caesar

elon musk

Voting ended onMar 11, 2023

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

not to be that person but please reblog for a bigger sample size also please give our gay icon caesar a break this year

[ruinedchildhood]

[relelvance]

everyday a women cries i kill myself out of respect.

Instead of helping her you make it about yourself

[tchaikovskaya]

Still think about “first day of standing lessons” regularly

[tchaikovskaya]

[durbikins]

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[ampervadasz]

[bumbleboa]

People who don't let their cats sleep on their beds might never experience the feeling of your cat headbutting their way into being the little spoon and then proceeding to purr so loudly, you have to raise the volume of the video you've been watching on your phone.

I've been chosen. Favored by the Gods. Happiness is stored in the little ball of fur doing his best impression of an old lawnmower in my arms.

[fly-chicken]

I’d like to point out Crisp Rat is associated w a hate group, has sported their gear in public and his cop brother has ties to the org…

Between that and the terrible reviews for his VA performance as Mario, I think we have a decent shot at recasting Mario and/or at the very least, Garfield

Chris Pratt seen wearing hat supporting white supremacist group

An image of Chris Pratt wearing a hat supporting extreme right, militia, and anti-government group 'Three Percenters' is circulating online

[testosteronetwunk]

[assiraphales]

I didn’t care about the whole adam levine situation, but ned fulmer from the try guys??? I’m going to be taking that personally