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Yes yes nice poll asking about sex now let me see the celibacy sweep gif

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

funnytwittertweets

huffylemon

librarian-raichu

Information Wall (with Hat)

nitrosplicer

a wasp made this post

killyridols

jenny holzer's painted signs; living, 1980-1982. "SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE IN YOU AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT, BUDDY."

circularsidewalks-deactivated20

If I was a mouse and was given a cookie I would totally want a glass of milk as well. I've always thought this. That is what's called a relatable protagonist.

correctopinionhaver

gamblingwithangels

Doing a deep dive on the bragg apple cider vinegar guy & apparently he got banned from using the USPS for claiming to be a professor when he very much was not. Homeboy got banned from the mail. In 1930.

powerburial

#crashes while reading this

moneypuzzleexchanger

I think there's been too much bluetooth in the air people have been so angry lately and i've heard violent laughter in the streets

i know we’ve made all the saw trap jokes but i’m watching the whole series while my parents are out of town (i thought it would help me study for anatomy&physiology) and i feel that a lot of these are on par with a routine dental visit

#saw