Aph: Netherlands and Portugal
It’sNedPort theeeen~ I usually have all this hcs with Nyo!Portugal, but they alsowork with canon Portugal so, it could be as you want.
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs – I LOVE THEM BUT THEY DON’T GET THE LOVE THEY DESERVE
How long will they last? – I see them as a very chill and open relationship. Little drama, so they’re going to last long.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? – They took their time. A long time. They first share a “just sex” relationship, no love intended. But things developed with time. Ned was probably a lot more reticent about coming to terms with his feelings, especially because “feeling something” towards someone so… different (and so look alike Spain ashfahfa) wasn’t on his plans at all. He fell in love first, but was the last to admit it. Portugal took a little more time to felt something, but when the time came, he didn’t struggle to much to admit it.
How was their first kiss? – No romance, no butterflies. They were teasing each other about whatever until Port came with a “Wanna kiss? You are bored, I’m bored. We’re both hot. Let’s have some fun”. Ned went with the idea because, why not?
Who proposed? – The Netherlands. He bought the most expensive ring he could find and ask Port to marry him sailing on high seas (their favorite place to be). Port probably said “Did you really spend money on a ring?? I thought you were going to gimme an onion ring. You must really love me, dude”
Who is the best man/men? – Denmark, of course. Ned’s best bro.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? – Belgium <3
Who did the most planning? – They leave all the planning on Belgium’s hands. She was like those wedding planners from TV shows, like “I WANT ONE THOUSAND TULIPS AND CARNATIONS FALLING FROM THE CEILING!”
Who stressed the most? – Neither of them. They just watched Bel going nuts over NOT HAVING THE PERFECT COLOR FOR THE AISLE CARPET.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. – Belgium’s fault. Again. It wasn’t bigger just because Ned cut the budget.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? – Ned erased Spain’s name from the guest list and didn’t send him the invitation. But his plan failed, much to his dismay
Who is on top? – The Netherlands most of the time. But they’re both open to try it the other way around.
Who is the one to instigate things? – Portugal. He/She likes to tease Ned until he stops whatever he’s doing and take him/her to bed… or to the floor…. Or to the desk of Ned’s office (Port’s favorite place, tbh)
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now – If it weren’t because Ned take his job and his business pretty seriously and sometimes has too much work… they would be on top of each other all the time.
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head. – Port’s an adventurer, Ned’s has a business on the red district. Nothing normal could get out of that.
How long do they normally last? – They repeat several times if they had the time. But they have to make it quick on the mornings and when they’re on Ned’s desk afasjhfaf
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? – Of course, especially Ned
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. – What the hell with the descriptions afsafhsafbasfbamfba. They’re both pretty rough, but Ned’s more silent when it comes to sex, Port’s a dirty talker, but he/she doesn’t abuse of that.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. – At first they were the “No touching after sex” couple. But now Port is a lot more willing to cuddling and showing love, even in public. Ned’s still more reticent to do that (to Port’s delight, as he/she loves teasing him with that)
How many children will they have naturally? – If we are talking about Nyo!Port… Maybe two.
How many children will they adopt? - One
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? – Ned is the one to make the dirty job.
Who is the stricter parent? – Ned, of course. Port’s the cool one kahfkjahfa
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? – Both, depending on the “stunt”. Probably Ned’s is going to do that more that Port.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? – Ned, but the one to cook them is Port
Who is the more loved parent? – Port is less strict, so probably him/her.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings?: Ned, ‘cause Port wouldn’t pay attention (and would flirt with the teacher)
Who cried the most at graduation? - Port
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? – Ned. (Port would be like “Where am I going to get money to get you out of jail, for God’s sake!”)
Who does the most cooking? – Portugal, of course! Lots of pastéis de Belém for everyone!
Who is the most picky in their food choice? – Port, as he/her has a better taste in food. Ned’s more like “Let’s eat whatever is less expensive”
Who does the grocery shopping? – Ned. He wouldn’t let Port going alone to do something that involves spending money.
How often do they bake desserts? – Once per week, at least.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? – Meat with salad and they’re happy.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? – Ned, as he is the less likely to cook on daily life, that would be a very nice surprise. (Also because he is secretly and old fashioned romantic but, shhh)
Who is more likely to suggest going out? – Ned. He doesn’t want his kitchen to get dirty, remember? kahfkjasfjashfas
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? – Port. Not because he’s bad at cooking, but because he could be a little clumsy sometimes and is easily distracted.
Who cleans the room? – Ned. He’s somewhat a cleaning maniac, so if he wants things doing as he likes… he has to do it himself.
Who is really against chores? – It’s not like Port is against doing chores… but if Ned likes to do that… Well, Port doesn’t have any problem with watching TV instead.
Who cleans up after the pets? – Port. He/she bought a bunch of hens and chickens so he/she has to clean them.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? – Port. Ned would NEVER do that.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? – None of them, really.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? – Do you really think that in Netherland’s house you’ll find a dollar lost between the cushions?? No, no, no that ain’t happening (?) ajkfhsajkfhjsa
Who takes the longer showers/baths? – Port. He/she enjoys the feeling of water against the skin. Ned’s more practical. Quick and cheaper showers, of course.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? – Both of them together, why not?
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? – Ned likes to have a nice house, so they usually do it.
What are their goals for the relationship? – Go with the flow. Whatever happens, happens. As long as they are happy and comfortable with each other, everything is fine.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? – PORTUGAL.
Who plays the most pranks? – Portugal! But when Ned plays them, they could get a little dark (and they usually involve Spain asakha)
Thanks for asking meee <3 (And I love NedPort so, thaaaanks again).
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