Fuck Dem Bitches

[a11ysonwonderland]

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

[twofingerswhiskey]

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

[theproblematicblogger]

What a truly awful website this is

[thewolveswithin]

Johnny Depp at the press conference for ‘Alice Through the Looking Glass’ in London, 8th May [x]

[hashtagparksandrec]

[thoughts-memories]

[staraptor]

u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought

[fuckingtumb1r]

[trollblogging]

trollblogging for your daily dose of fun

[nature-with-love]

[nature-with-love]

[wannajoke]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[trollblogging]

trollblogging for your daily dose of fun

[tastefullyoffensive]

[taika-waititi]

[unclefather]

i think my parents would yell at me if i died

[honestlywoman-deactivated201212]

[crystxlprxncxss]

#hermione granger is in control of her own destiny even when she’s being chased by a giant snake

This tag is just too perfect.

[earthdad]

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?