Half Life Vr but everyone is a cookie

Help the cookies escape Black Mesa in this semi-retelling of HLVRAI in cookie run! This story is ask driven, so don't be afraid to send whatever.

[hlvrob]

(If anyones curious why its taking so long to update...

I only have two Bubby icons made, and the pen i use to make them broke;;)

[hlvrob]

Where's everyone else? Also Howdy!

“They’re waiting for the test to start!”

[hlvrob]

Yo securety cookie do you gec or do you gwa gwa -⭐️ri

“What?”

[hlvrob]

hey there me scientist! what's your name??

“My name is... Test Tube Cookie.”

“...Okay I guess.”

“Can I get to the testing room already?”

[hlvrob]

Is there a Bubby cookie? A... Arsonist cookie? Tube cookie? Glasses cookie?

“You aren’t supposed to be back here without a hazard suit!”

“Thats what I’ve been telling him!”

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what do you have to do for that test anyways, physicist? -🏹

“Ack, right! I’m supposed to help with moving samples into place, but I’m gonna be late!”

“You should hurry along! Good luck with the test, Physicist!”

[Physicist leaves the locker room, hurrying to actually do his job]

[hlvrob]

Are there any more cookies? 🥺👉👈

“Theres a lot of cookies here at black mesa!”

[hlvrob]

So, Securety, as in Secure-T, not Secure-ity? That's a cool name, bro!

“Thanks, I made it myself.”

[hlvrob]

Securety you look kinda gloomy. kind of... grey? ayyyy

“Ayyy. Its cuz I was left in the oven too long.”

[hlvrob]

how does securety misspell with his mouth

“I dunno what you’re talking about, I’m just saying my name.”

[hlvrob]

Oh hey, another cookie! What's his name? Boxer Cookie? :D

“Hey Mr. Boxer!”

“Another day another dollar, am I right? Haha!”

“Yup, another day another dollar- thats. what we always say!”

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If you see your passport, Mr Physicist Cookie, maybe you should hold onto it! It could be a new rule!

“If it is, its a weird rule. I’ll keep an eye out, though.”

“Hello Physicist!”

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Physicist cookie have u even asked ur new security friend for his name? Seems pretty rude if u ask me...

“OKAY okay, I’ll ask him. Whats your name, buddy?”

“Securety cookie.”

“S-Security cookie?”

“SECURETY COOKIE.”

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new friend!

“Yeah! But, uh, I gotta get to the testing area. You... keep having your lunch break.”

“See you later!”

[hlvrob]

Yooo can we get a poggers in the chat

“POGGERS!”

“...???”

[hlvrob]

Greetings, Oven-burnt and cheerfully yellow cookies and heroic yet petless Physicist Cookie! Are you excited for the test to begin?

“Yeah! We’ve got a busy day today!”

“Yeah, we do. So it’d be a lot easier if I didn’t have a guard breathing down my neck.”

“Hm? I’m not leaving til I see your passport.”

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hi! your blog is lovely, but please stop tagging every post with hlvrai! you're clogging up the tag and it makes it harder for others content to be seen!

((Oh, apologies! I didn’t realize that was happening D:>

I’ll drop that tag from all the main posts! Thank you for letting me know!))