The Snip

I love alpacas, Ian Somerhalder, One Direction (esp. Niall, Liam & Harry), Jim Parsons, Channing Tatum, Jennifer Lawrence, Harry Potter, and Josh Hutcherson's jaw. This blog is a mishmash of stuff. Enjoy!

[kirtens-deactivated20130408]

when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day

[ghoulgrooves]

i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.

so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”

[shortvideosandstuff]

Hydrophobic Clothing

[rojoninja]

Perfect for murdering people.

[snowtodthefox-deactivated201507]

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

[horrorpunk]

[hmhomg]

Talking About Call Me Maybe With my Parents

Me: It's about this girl who's throwing herself at a guy, and then she finds out he's homosexual.

Dad: That happens to me all the time.

Me: You're always throwing yourself at guys only to find out they're homosexual...?

Dad: ... ... no. I meant women who go for me always realise they're lesbian.

Mum (looks confused): ...

Me: ... What are you saying about Mum?

Dad: I'm going to be late for work! [runs out the door]

[hmhomg]

[babbbbbygirl11]

[mediam-noctem]

Barbie without makeup

[hmhomg]

Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.

Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it

Teacher: Technically

Student: But it doesn't even taste like-

Teacher: what

Student: what

[iraffiruse]

[alwayskeepstron]

[imthejesusofsuburbia]

why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there

[shining-larry]

why are you measuring in calculators

[imthejesusofsuburbia]

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

[toocooltobehipster]

hate it when this happens

[cineraria]

[vodkacupcakes]

the fuck

[mentailments]

Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013

[deadlysick]

[meme4u]

[steviefuckingnicks]

[burgrs-deactivated20120508]

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse