HMS Hoglund

Good, wholesome Midwestern girl turned rabid Anglo-phile.

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Birthday Beer with the Birthday Boy!! 😄🍻 #iswearhelovesselfies #birthdayboy🎉 @lakefrontbrewery #AmarilloIPA (at The Roman Coin)

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#DenverColorado, you've been beautiful, sunny, welcoming and warm to this humble #Midwestern girl. 🤗💓🌞 BUT THIS IS YOUR TOPPING FOR A BLOODY MARY?! THAT IS SOME STRAIGHT UP HOG WASH RIGHT THERE!!!! 😲☠️ P. S. No chaser?! How could you DO me like that Denver?!?! 🍺😳 #ithoughtwhatwehadwasreal #bloodymaryfail #midwestisthebest

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When your BFF takes you on a beautiful retreat and puts up with all of your silliness! 😂😍 Thanks to @lisa_szocik for taking this amazing journey with me!! #bffs👭 #wellness #meditation #Mindfulness #yoga #mudras (at The Christine Center)

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At first my breath was taken away by the beauty of the March page in my Papersource calendar...then I realized that it's covered in moths. 😨 Now I only see Silence of the Lambs, which is not necessarily a bad thing... 🤔🐑🦋 [cue music: "Goodbye Horses"] #murderino #moths @papersource @myfavoritemurder #MyFavoriteMoth #silenceofthelambs #buffalobill (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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You guys, this thing is saving my life right now... @fredandfriends #TheDailyMood #Antisocial (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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When you're so inspired by all the #Murderino crafting geniuses, but you have to start with the basics... #TITS #subversivecrossstitch #myfirstcrossstitch @subversivecrossstitch @myfavoritemurder (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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PROOF POSITIVE THAT FATHER CHRISTMAS IS REAL!! #christmas2017 #santaisreal #santasnacks (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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Sherry and a homemade mince pie for #fatherchristmas!! #christmas2017 #santasnacks (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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No... FOR REAL you guys!! #OfficeHolidayParty #anxiety #noonecanseeme #christmas2017

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Wondering if I'll be able to just hide behind the fern through the entire office holiday party...? #OfficeHolidayParty #anxiety #noonecanseeme #christmas2017 (at Bartolotta Catering at The Grain Exchange)

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Really struggling with these #blackfriday crowds!! #shopsmall #chrismastime #champagne (at Urban Evolutions, Inc.)

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I sweat IPA. (at Highbury Milwaukee)

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Yeah but whut. @selizabethwiri #bffs👭 #labordayweekend (at Highbury Milwaukee)

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Hey if the label design worked in the 70s, it'll work today! #Crawfords #PaintersPutty #retro #whathappenedtomycans (at The Home Depot)

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Couple'a celestial beings watching a couple'a celestial beings... #SolarEclipse2017 #blindedbythelight #justkidding #weworeglasses (at Milwaukee, Wisconsin)

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At the poshest restaurant in Milwaukee after just having finished @mydadwrotea Season 2... Worried I may be over dressed for the Amster-Damn tasting!! 😨👗#belindablinked2 (at Sanford Restaurant)