such interesting and articulate children

this blog is primarily my blog list page but also I put character inspiration in here so if i reblogged you, that's why

[gentlesharks]

teacher: how are you doing? me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth* me: yeah

[sneeking]

they found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken

[devinwolfi]

there is no god only shark

[parismemes]

SENTENCE STARTERS FROM PORTUGAL. THE MAN’S “EVIL FRIENDS” ALBUM (PART 1).

PLASTIC SOLDIERS.

“everything carries weight.” “everything is the same.” “i can’t keep my head up.” “i’d like to stay for my friends.” “i know you know that it’s over.” “i’d hate to seem so shallow.” “i can’t seem to find my way.” “you’ve got the time.” “the rest of us will live and die like plastic soldiers.”

CREEP IN A T-SHIRT.

“if i wanted to talk i would have called a friend.” “i’m better off alone.” “never was a child, i was born this way.” “i don’t know what i know.” “just because i lost it doesn’t mean i want it back.” “you don’t get it.” “i don’t fucking care.” “i don’t recall the crime.” “my memory has left me behind.”

EVIL FRIENDS.

“the world that sleeps in its lunacy has got nothing on me.” “it’s not that i’m evil.” “i got a friend in the devil.” “i can get so wound up.” “when i shouldn’t do it, i still do it.” “what you think’s got nothing to do with this.” “before you were born, i was already sinning.” “i just don’t like to pretend i could ever be your friend.” “i never needed a friend.”

MODERN JESUS.

“we got what you need.” “we can sell you dreams.” “you don’t need sympathy.” “they’ve got a pill for everything.” “don’t pray for us.” “the only rule we need is never giving up.” “the only faith we have is faith in us.” “who cares if hell awaits?” “we don’t need to prove nothing to you.” “we won’t sell you nothing you can’t use.”

HIP HOP KIDS.

“fuck those rock and rollers.” “all you hip hop kids think we give a shit.” “i’m your mother’s son.” “i just stand still, watch the world grow colder.” “i can’t change.” “i’ll just lay with my head in my hands.” “i’m not afraid to die.” “don’t care if i get older.” “i don’t cry.”

ATOMIC MAN.

“i know three’s a crowd.” “i can’t help it, i’m just so in the middle.” “i don’t know what i believe in.” “after you, hell should be easy.” “gotta get out if you wanna get in.” “it’s gotta destroy before it creates.” “the kids never listen.” “i’m atomic man, i’m the moon that pulls.”

[goodnightmemes]

BILLIE EILISH LYRICS STARTERS

Bad Guy

❛ I’m the bad guy, duh. ❜

❛ I do what I want when I’m wanting to. ❜

❛ I like it when you take control. ❜

❛ I’m only good at being bad. ❜

❛ But maybe it’s ‘cause I’m wearing your cologne. ❜

Xanny

❛ What is it about them? ❜

❛ Too intoxicated to be scared. ❜

❛ I don’t need a xanny to feel better. ❜

You Should See Me in a Crown

❛ You should see me in a crown. ❜

❛ I’m gonna run this nothing town. ❜

❛ Your silence is my favorite sound. ❜

❛ Tell me which one is worse, living or dying first? ❜

❛ If you think I’m pretty you should see me in a crown. ❜

All The Good Girls Go To Hell

❛ My Lucifer is lonely. ❜

❛ Can’t commit to anything but a crime. ❜

❛ All the good girls go to hell. ❜

❛ 'Cause even God herself has enemies. ❜

❛ There’s nothing left to save now. ❜

❛ My God is gonna owe me. ❜

Wish You Were Gay

❛ Baby, I don’t feel so good. ❜

❛ I just wanna make you feel okay. ❜

❛ I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay. ❜

❛ Is there a reason we’re not through? ❜

When The Party’s Over

❛ Don’t you know I’m no good for you? ❜

❛ I’ve learned to lose, you can’t afford to. ❜

❛ I could lie, say I like it like that, like it like that. ❜

❛ I’ll only hurt you if you let me. ❜

❛ And I’ll call you when the party’s over. ❜

❛ But nothing is better, sometimes. ❜

8

❛ I know you don’t care, but can you listen? ❜

❛ So I think I better go. ❜

❛ I never really know how to please you. ❜

❛ Do you even feel anything? ❜

❛ I know you’re not sorry. Why should you be? ❜

My Strange Addiction

❛ Don’t ask questions, you don’t wanna know. ❜

❛ Take what I want when I wanna and I want ya. ❜

❛ Bad, bad news, one of us is gonna lose. ❜

❛ I’m the powder, you’re the fuse. Just add some friction. ❜

❛ You are my strange addiction. ❜

❛ Hurts, but I know how to hide it, kinda like it. ❜

❛ Tell me nothing lasts, like I don’t know. ❜

Bury A Friend

❛ What do you want from me? Why don’t you run from me? ❜

❛ What are you wondering? What do you know? ❜

❛ Why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ❜

❛ When we all fall asleep, where do we go? ❜

❛ I wanna end me. ❜

❛ It’s probably somethin’ that shouldn’t be said out loud. ❜

❛ Honestly, I thought that I would be dead by now. ❜

❛ Bury the hatchet or bury a friend right now. ❜

Ilomilo

❛ Told you not to worry, but maybe that’s a lie. ❜

❛ Where did you go? I should know. ❜

❛ But it’s cold and I don’t wanna be lonely. ❜

❛ So tell me you’ll come home, even if it’s just a lie. ❜

❛ The friends I’ve had to bury they keep me up at night. ❜

❛ I don’t care if it’s a lie. ❜

Listen Before I Go

❛ I wanna see the world when I stop breathing. ❜

❛ Tell me love is endless, don’t be so pretentious. ❜

❛ Leave me like you do. ❜

❛ Better hurry 'cause I’m leavin’ soon. ❜

❛ Sorry can’t save me now. ❜

❛ Sorry there’s no way out but down. ❜

❛ I’m not okay, I feel so scattered. ❜

❛ Call my friends and tell them that I love them. ❜

I Love You

❛ Say you were trying to make me laugh and nothing has to change today. ❜

❛ You didn’t mean to say I love you. ❜

❛ I love you and I don’t want to. ❜

❛ Maybe we should just try to tell ourselves a good lie. ❜

❛ The smile that you gave me, even when you felt like dyin’. ❜

❛ I can’t escape the way I love you. ❜

Goodbye

❛ Please, please, don’t leave me be. ❜

[hidethenotes]

𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨 (𝟙𝟡𝟠𝟠) | 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖

The last thing he/she’s gonna want is a hairy chest!

Absolutely, under no condition whatsoever, is anyone in this family to fall in love with that baby!

You’re a great warrior, and a swordsman. And you’re ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

If you really are a prince/princess, take care of him/her

Well my mother raised me on blackroot. It’s good for you. It puts hair on your chest!

Give me a sword, I’ll win this war for you.

Get your hair out of my face or I’ll chop it off.Ooh,

 I don’t love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her!…. don’t I?

Magic is the bloodstream of the universe. 

I didn’t ask you to bring me a dead nursemaid. 

You will do as I say, child.

Traitor child. I must despise you now.

You’re mother was a lizard!

You never, ever drive that fast with an infant!

Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion.

You started spouting poetry. ‘I love you _! I worship you _!’ You almost got us killed!

She/He is kinda cute… When he/she’s quiet.

I don’t know, I expected something more grand, less… Fuzzy.

Even if we find them, they’ll catch us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!

Wanna breed?

All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is… you.

I’ll be around long after you’re dead! When I get out of here, I’m gonna cut your head off and stick it on a pig pole!

Wake from this hateful sleep, it deprives me of your beauty, beauty of your eyes.

You are my sun, my moon, my starlit sky, without you, dwell in darkness. I love you.

Your power has enchanted me, I stand helpless against it. Come to me now, tonight let me worship you in my arms.

Your touch is worth a hundred thousand deaths.

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | SHIT MY 100 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDPA HAS SAID

for context : my great-grandfather turned 100 a couple of weeks ago , and he’s very happy about reaching triple figures ! since he’s so modern and knows what tumblr is , he wanted me to make a collection of his most quotable moments ! most of these were said whilst watching tv shows like masterchef or project runway ( esp. project runway, he used to be a tailor ! ) or playing ps3 games ( one of his new fave pastimes ) 

❝ You like mixing knits? So do the people at the retirement home up the road. ❞ ❝ Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s not blood orange, it’s red, fuck you! ❞ ❝ Darling, you can write a porno if you want to, as long as it’s better than Fifty Shades. ❞ ❝ If you can’t be a professional, at least you can try to dress like one. ❞ ❝ Since getting older, I’ve adopted a new “fuck you I’m fabulous” attitude. ❞ ❝ A glass of red wine a day keeps the grim reaper away! ❞ ❝ Oh my gosh! Did you shit on the food, or is that your idea of a sauce? ❞ ❝ That outfit looks fabulous, if you want to look like your waist fell. ❞ ❝ I’m very satisfied mustard has come back into fashion in 2018. Good choice world! ❞   ❝ If I was many years younger, I’d romance you. ❞ ❝ People think I’m insulted when they call me Sir, but I’m flattered. I never got knighted! ❞ ❝ Nobody has worn something that hideous since 1918. I should know, that’s when I was born. ❞ ❝ There are so many beautiful things in this world to get insurance on. ❞ ❝ When it comes to work, I’m a bit of a control freak…but who isn’t? ❞ ❝ What’s a man gotta do to get a glass of wine around here!? ❞ ❝ I’m this old and I can still take myself to the toilet. Life success! ❞ ❝ ____ is panflexible and nobody can tell me otherwise. ❞ ( ** HE MEANT PANSEXUAL LMAO ) ❝ I’m so cool, I use text speak. LOL: lights on loser. FML: find my leggings.❞ ❝ …There is only so much tackiness one human body can endure. ❞ ❝ I’m all for full body prints, but not when they make you look like you escaped the zoo. ❞ ❝ I saw a curvy model in the street the other day and now I wish I was 80 years younger. ❞   ❝ What’s with this cutout trend? Were you hungry and just ate your clothes? ❞ ❝ I survived a world war, yet I can never survive the grocery store. ❞ ❝ Chartreuse is a crime against fashion. If you ever wear it, I’ll pray for your descendants. ❞ ❝ There’s a reason nobody wears shoulder pads anymore. Just saying. ❞ ❝ Are you wearing silk chiffon? HELLO 2005!!!! ❞ ❝ If I want to eat a full tub of ice cream, I’ll eat a full tub of ice cream. Don’t judge me. ❞ ❝ An advantage of getting older: I can walk outside in pyjamas and not get judged. ❞ ❝ Wow. Blindness. What a plot twist that was. ❞ ❝ Why is it a thing that all mages just have to be sexy!? ❞ ❝ When it comes to weaponry, too big is never a bad thing. ❞ ❝ Everyone seems to be dropping like flies…It’s a little bit mad. ❞ ❝ I maxed out my two-handed weaponry skill. I am a man to be feared! ❞   ❝ You have about as much emotion as a tree trunk. In fact, that’s an insult to the tree trunk. ❞ ❝ “Let’s play with magic we don’t understand, it’ll make us incredibly powerful!” Dumbo! ❞ ❝ Oh look, it’s the president of Dorktopolis, capital of the Nerd Empire! ❞ ❝ In the wise words of my late father: “Fuck you, I was here first!” ❞ ❝ Don’t you have something better to do than trying to destroy the world? Take up baking, or knitting. Maybe poetry? ❞ ❝ Leather is the unsung hero of fashion. If I could live in leather, I would. ❞ ❝ Frozen pizza is the greatest invention our great planet has ever produced. ❞ ❝ Quinoa looks like tiny little bird poops. I’d rather eat my own shoe than eat that. ❞ ❝ Does my butt look big in this? ❞ ❝ HOW HAVE YOU ESCAPED MY CLUTCHES!? ❞ ❝ Of course I believe in evolution. How else would Bulbasaur become Venusaur!? DUH! ❞ ❝ What do you call someone who can’t move very fast? You! Hah! ❞ ❝ I just killed a dragon…I’M A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN! ❞ ❝ Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I sold your weapon, so don’t kill me baby! ❞ ❝ There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. ❞ ❝ Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. I should know! ❞ ❝ You can overcome any adversary simply by having a tragic backstory. ❞ ❝ I let Beyonce dictate my life. If she would do something, then damn, I’m gonna do it too. ❞ ❝ Oh. My. God. It’s a motherfucking walk off. ❞ ❝ I would hang out with you Janice, but unfortunately, I’m a father. Duty calls. ❞ ❝ You know who doesn’t like me? People who suck. That’s right. ❞

[horrificmemes]

Fear-Themed Headcanon Questions

Send one (or a few) to my muse and they’ll answer: 

Spiders: Does your muse squish bugs or put them outside? The Dark: Did your muse sleep with a nightlight as a child? Snakes: Would your muse ever keep an unusual/exotic pet? Blood: What’s the worst injury your muse has ever had? Clowns: Does your muse prefer comedy? Or horror? Mirrors: What is your muse’s least favorite thing about their appearance? Tight Space: Does your muse ever feel that they’re not living up to their own potential? Closet Monsters: Does your muse hide any aspects of their personality/life from others? Crowds: What does your muse think of big cities? Death: Name one thing your muse has lost that they wish they could get back. Ghosts: Has your muse ever seen something they couldn’t explain? Needles: Does your muse have a strong stomach? Curses: Does your muse believe in good/bad luck? How about karma? Heights: Is your muse a risk-taker? Solitude: Name 3 things your muse couldn’t live without. Fire: Would your muse rather be very cold, or very hot? Failure: Has your muse ever given up on an important dream? Abandonment: How would your muse win back someone who left them? The Unknown: Is your muse a philosophical person? Boogeyman: What position does your muse sleep in? Falling: What does your muse think about falling in love or commitment?  Change: What was a turning point in your muse’s life? Disease: What does your muse do on a sick day? Number 13: Does your muse believe any superstitions?  Noise: Name one sound your muse finds absolutely unbearable. Insects: Name something your muse finds gross or annoying.  Dolls: Has your muse ever collected something? Getting Old: Would your muse rather live 50 years loved, or 200 years alone? Social Phobia: Does your muse consider themselves an outgoing person?

[clownsuggest]

if u OOZE suspicious FLUIDS you are VALID!!!! if u are dangerous to TOUCH and TO LOOK AT you are VALID!!!! if photos of you come out GRAINY and BAD due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION EMITTING FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES well thats just FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dreamteammemes]

Emperor’s New Groove Starters

It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.

Okay, okay, on second thought make my potatoes a salad.

Why do we even have that lever?

Um, how else can I say it? “You’re being let go.” “Your department’s being downsized.” “You’re part of an outplacement.” “We’re going in a different direction.” “We’re not picking up your option.” Take your pick. I got more.

You threw off my groove!

You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult.

Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

So… who’s in my chaaaaaair?

Why would I kidnap a llama?

You have a lovely wife. They’re both very pretty.

Huh? What? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t… Somebody’s throwin’ stuff.

You just saved my life!

Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.

Oh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf.

I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Hey, everyone hits their stride. You just hit yours fifty years ago.

Boom, baby!

What is this guy babbling about? He’s like the thing that wouldn’t shut up.

When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?

Don’t you say a word. 

For the last time, it was not a kiss.

I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer.

All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.

Well, he ain’t getting any dead-er!

Um, don’t you mean ‘or’?

[lawfledmemes]

bonnie & clyde: the musical sentence starters.

picture show.

‘   can’t  you  see  me  in  the  middle  of  a  dance  floor?   ’

‘   these  are  things  you  take  a  chance  for!   ’

‘   i  wanna  live  the  life  of  an  outlaw.   ’

‘   i’m  gonna  shoot  my  way  out.   ’

‘   bang  bang,  you’re  dead!   ’

‘   i’m  gonna  be  the  guy  kids  look  up  to.   ’

this world will remember me.

‘   i  don’t  intend  to  waste  my  life  ‘round  here.   ’

‘   yes,  this  world  will  remember  me!   ’

‘   every  kid  will  idolize  [name].   ’

‘   your  face  should  be  up  on  that  silver  screen.   ’

‘   we  are  wasted  ‘round  here,  we’re  too  good  for  this  place.   ’

‘   you  &&  this  world  will  remember  me!   ’

you’re going back to jail.

‘   it  is  time  to  wipe  the  slate  clean.   ’

‘   now  pull  yourself  together  because  you’ve  gone  pale.   ’

‘   baby,  you  don’t  know  what  it’s  like  in  there!   ’

‘   ain’t  had  time  to  change  my  shirt.   ’

‘   i  don’t  want  her  comin’  ‘round  here  no  more.   ’

‘   i  can’t  believe  what  you  are  askin’  me  to  do!   ’

how ‘bout a dance?

‘   how  ‘bout  a  dance?  what  do  you  say?   ’

‘   i’ve  got  some  moves  that  i’d  love  to  show  you.   ’

‘   let’s  find  a  spot  &&  dance  the  night  away.   ’

‘   come  over  here,  let  me  get  to  know  you.   ’

‘   you  look  so  handsome.   ’

‘   music  like  this  can  really  throw  ya.   ’

when i drive.

‘   ain’t  no  car  too  smart  for  me.   ’

‘   put  me  behind  the  wheel  &&  stand  well  back.   ’

‘   i’ll  get  your  heart  pumpin’.   ’

‘   won’t  pay  the  law  no  mind.   ’

‘   will  you  stop  tugging  at  my  sleeve?   ’

‘   we  are  the  heroes  who  the  people  look  up  to!   ’

god’s arms are always open.

‘   your  voice  is  always  heard.   ’

‘   you’re  gonna  feel  things  that  will  astound  you.   ’

‘   you’re welcome  here,  there  is  room  for  everyone.   ’

‘   you  are  one  lucky  fella.  i  mean ,  you  know ,  ‘til  now.   ’

‘   hey,  you  got  a  gift  card?   ’

‘   finger  off  the  trigger,  son.   ’

you can do better than him.

‘   he’s  wild  &&  he’s  reckless.   ’

‘   you’re  better  without  him.   ’

‘   for  a  while  i  thought  you  would  fly  away.   ’

‘   you  could  find  someone  that  people  respect.   ’

‘   you  won’t  do  better  than  me,  no.   ’

‘   there’s  no  man  who  could  love  you  like  i  do.   ’

you love who you love.

‘   i  know  my  heart  don’t  care  what  people  say.   ’

‘   all  i  know  is  that  i’ve  never  felt  like  this.   ’

‘   you  don’t  have  no  say,  your  heart  decides.   ’

‘   most  girls  would  hate  to  be  standing  in  my  shoes.   ’

‘   true  love’s  something  you  don’t  choose.   ’

‘   maybe  that’s  what  made  you  love  him  all  along.   ’

raise a little hell.

‘   i  can’t  take  no  more  of  this.   ’

‘   this  nightmare  has  to  end.   ’

‘   i’ve  been  broken  by  the  devil.   ’

‘   justice  is  a  waste  of  time.   ’

‘   i  won’t  get  to  heaven;  why  not  raise  a  little  hell?   ’

‘   never  killed,  but  now  i  have  to.   ’

this world will remember us.

‘   my  name  is  gonna  make  the  history  books.   ’

‘   bye,  baby.   ’

‘   see  you  soon,  sugar.   ’

‘   but  after  that  we  will  be  done  for  good.   ’

‘   two  living  legends,  that’s  what  we’ll  be!   ’

‘   we  are  the  pair  that  we’ll  discuss!   ’

made in america.

‘   no  one  has  the  right  to  steal.   ’

‘   we  must  all  do  what  is  right.   ’

‘   we  were  made  in  america.   ’  

‘   ain’t  their  fault  they  turned  to  crime.   ’

‘   they  stole!  wouldn’t  you?   ’

‘   fill  your  heart  with  kindness.   ’

too late to turn back now.

‘   i  gotta  get  out  now  while  i  still  can!   ’

‘   it  ain’t  my  fault,  i  had  no  choice.   ’

‘   with  that  bullet  you  shot  him  &&  you  shot  me!   ’

‘   i  wouldn’t  hurt  you  for  the  world,  babe.   ’

‘   you  ain’t  goin’  nowhere!   ’

‘   it’s  too  late  to  turn  back  now!   ’

that’s what you call a dream.

‘   these  dreams  of  yours  make  no  sense  at  all.   ’

‘   we  could  both  have  a  perfect  life.   ’

‘   you  miss  a  lot  when  you  ask  too  much.   ’

‘   all  i  ever  wanted  is  on  this  side  of  the  door.   ’

‘   in  the  house the  candles  gleam.   ’

‘   now  that’s  what  you  call  a  dream.   ’

what was good enough for you.

‘   prayin’  for  rain,  without  rain  there’s  no  crop.   ’

‘   this  ain’t  no  way  to  live.   ’

‘   that’s  how  the  west  was  won.   ’

‘   writing  a  diary  is  tough  around  here.   ’

‘   i  don’t  wanna  miss  my  chance.   ’

‘   we  deserve  what  we  are  gonna  get.   ’

bonnie.

‘   i  must  be  in  love  or  else  i’m  goin’  mad.   ’

‘   that  girl’s  got  somethin’.   ’

‘   nothin’  scares  her.   ’

‘   only  piece  of  luck  that’s  ever  come  my  way.   ’

‘   can’t  wait  to  tell  her  how  much  i’ve  missed  her.   ’

‘   got  a  feelin’  there  are  good  times  up  ahead.   ’

raise a little hell (reprise).

‘   now  our  dreams  are  so  much  bigger.   ’

‘   these  are  gonna  change  our  lives.   ’

‘   why  do  folks  wanna  be  heroes?   ’

‘   all  i  wanna  do  is  save  her.   ’

‘   we  are  gonna  be  more  famous.   ’

‘   we  won’t  get  to  heaven,  so  let’s  raise  a  little  hell!   ’

dyin’ ain’t so bad.

‘   only  when  one’s  left  behind  does  it  get  sad.   ’

‘   i  couldn’t  live  on  memories.   ’

‘   a  love  like  ours  don’t  happen  twice.   ’

‘   i’d  rather  breathe  in  life  than  dusty  air.   ’

‘   dyin’  ain’t  so  bad;  not  if  you  both  go  together.   ’

‘   a  short  &&  lovin’  life,  that  ain’t  so  bad.   ’

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BILLIE EILISH / DONT SMILE AT ME always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“Don’t be cautious, don’t be kind.”

“I’m your crime.”

“You got your finger on the trigger, but your trigger finger’s mine.”

“I don’t belong to anyone.”

“All you say are all the same things I did.”

“Watch your back.”

“You’re italic, I’m in bold.”

“You better love me.”

“I would hate to see you go.”

“I would hate to be the one that told you so.”

“You just crossed a line.”

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Sike.”

“Don’t be that way, falling apart twice a day.”

“I just wish you could feel what you say.”

“I know you too well.”

“If ‘I love you’ was a promise, would you break it?”

“Was I made from a broken mold?”

“We’ve made every mistake.”

“He was shady enough, but now he’s just a shadow.”

“He loves his friends like I love my split ends, and by that I mean he cuts ‘em off.”

“My boy don’t love me like he promised.”

“He ain’t a man and sure as hell ain’t honest.”

“He don’t know how to cuss and just sounds like he’s trying to be his father.”

“You want me to be yours, well then you gotta be mine.”

“If you want a good girl, then goodbye.”

“My heart skips eight beats at once.”

“If we were meant to be, we would have been by now.”

“See what you wanna see, but all I see is him right now.”

“Go ahead and watch my heart burn.”

“Your love feels so fake.”

“My demands aren’t high to make.”

“If I could get to sleep, I would have slept by now.”

“When you call my name, do you think I’ll come running?”

“You’re so good at giving me nothing.”

“When you close your eyes, do you picture me?”

“When you fantasize, am I your fantasy?”

“When you’ve got a minute, we really need to talk.”

“You know what, maybe just forget it.”

“You just want what you can’t have.”

“It’s not you, it’s me, and all that other bullshit.”

“I’m not your party favor.”

“I know we could’ve done better.”

“Books don’t make sense if you read them backwards.”

“I’m too young to go to jail.”

“Maybe it’s in the gutter, where I left my lover.”

“My V is for vendetta.”

“I thought that I’d feel better, but now I got a bellyache.”

“I wanna make ‘em scared.”

“I’ve been watching you for some time.”

“You really know how to make my cry.”

“I’m scared.”

“I’ve never fallen from quite this high.”

“I wanna be alone with you.”

“I wanna steal your soul and hide you in my treasure chest.”

“I don’t know what feels true.”

“This feels right, so stay a sec.”

“It’s not like me to be so mean.”

“You’re all I wanted.”

“Real love hurts.”

“Nothing hurts when you’re with me.”

[littlelovelymemes]

(   *   & .   𝐘𝐎𝐔  𝐀𝐑𝐄  𝐎𝐊  𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 .

*   taken  from  the  maine’s  new  album  you  are  ok .

SLIP  THE  NOOSE .

‘  you  sent  my  pain  into  oblivion .  ’

‘  i  was  on  the  verge  of  breaking  down .   ’

‘  then  you  came  around  and  not  a  second  too  late .  ’

‘  i  was  on  the  verge  of  breaking  down  then  you  came  around .  ’

‘  you  shook  the  noose ,  slipped  my  head  loose ,  and  now  that  boy  is  history .  ’

‘  you  rescued  me  from  myself .  ’

‘  i  was  about  to  let  go  till  i  knew  you  existed .  ’

‘  loneliness  is  hell  and  you’re  alone .  ’

‘  i  knew  better  than  to  refuse  your  hand .  ’

MY  BEST  HABIT .

‘  i’m  not  sorry  for  myself  or  any  part  of  me .  ’

‘  i  am  not  human ,  one  part  anxiety  using  two  parts  nativity  just  to  keep  sane .  ’

‘  i’m  a  bitter  little  pill  to  swallow .  ’

‘  i’m  a  little  bit  of  a  let  down .  ’

‘  my  best  habit’s  letting  you  down .  ’

‘  to  you  i  don’t  exist ,   ain’t  what  you’re  looking  for .  ’

‘  good  thing  i  don’t  exist  for  you  at  all  anymore .  ’

‘  if  it’s  average  you’re  after  or  ordinary ,  you’ll  have  to  move  on .  ’

‘  if  i’m  not  me  then  i  am  everyone  else .  ’

‘  if  you’re  not  you ,  you’re  everyone  else .  ’

NUMB  WITHOUT  YOU .

‘  you  are  a  panic  in  the  bloodstream .  ’

‘  you  bring  me  peace .  ’

‘  you  kill  me  for  the  better .  ’

‘  you’re  every  fucking  thing  inside  me  now .  ’

‘  you  are  my  glitter  and  my  gloom .  ’

‘  i  am  so  numb  without  you .  ’

‘  i  won’t  leave ,   i  won’t  surrender .  ’

‘  i’ll  wait  till  the  end  of  time .  ’

I  FEEL  IT  ALL  OVER .

‘  i  feel  everything  tonight  with  you .  ’

‘  but  there’s  nothing  left  to  lose  when  there’s  nothing  to  hide .  ’

‘  tonight  i  feel  so  make-believe .  ’

‘  do  you believe  what  you  can’t  see ?  ’

‘  we’re  made  up  of  a  thousand  scars .  ’

‘  go  and  cry  your  heart  out .  ’

‘  this  is  what  it  says  to  do .  ’

‘  tomorrow’s  gone ,  tonight  is  ours .  ’

HEAVEN ,  WE’RE  ALREADY  THERE .

‘  blessed  be  the  night  we’re  breathing  in .  ’

‘  the  closest  that  we’ll  get  to  heaven  sent  for  all  of  us  darling  aliens .  ’

‘  we  will  never  be  this  young  again .  ’

‘  we  all  will  be  born  again .  ’

‘  this  is  everything  you  pray  for .  ’

‘  this  is  everything  i  need .  ’

‘  life  is  crazy ,  don’t  forget  the  seatbelt .  ’

‘  shut  the  goddamn  doors .  ’

‘  daylight  isn’t  far  away  my  fiend .  ’

‘  everything  i  love  is  right  here  tonight .  ’

‘  is  what  you’re  living  for  worth  dying  for ?   ’

FOREVERMORE .

‘  i  never  really  felt  so  at  home  before .  ’

‘  i  wanna  feel  this  forever  even  if  forever’s  just  for  now .  ’

‘  we  are  here  and  alive  in  our  corner  of  time .  ’

‘  i  never  really  ever  felt  so  adored  before .  ’

‘  i  never  really  felt  this  type  of  vulnerable .  ’

‘  all  you  have  to  be  is  here .  ’

TEARS  WON’T  CRY  (  SHINJŪ  ) .

‘  dream  with  both  eyes  open .  ’

‘  save  your  tears  for  something  worth  crying  over .  ’

‘  save  your  tears  for  something  worth  crying  over ,  don’t  waste  them  on  misfortune .  ’

‘  baby ,  they  won’t  cry  today .  ’

‘  we’ll  borrow  happiness  just  for  the  night .  ’

‘  nothing  can  hurt  you .  ’

‘  tell  me  what  you  think  about  me  and  you .  ’

ONE  SUNSET .

‘  you  wait  for  me  in  the  rain  as  i  patiently  try  to  pass  the  time .  ’

‘  the  day  is  done ,  now  all  i  want  is  to  get  out .  ’

‘  one  sunset  till  i  see  you .  ’

‘  my  love ,  you  wait ,  so  long  overdue .  ’

‘  it’s  been  two  weeks  in  the  rain  and  it’s  hazy  in  my  head .  ’

BROKEN  PARTS .

‘  it  isn’t  getting  easier .  ’

‘  we  are  shattered  everywhere .  ’

‘  it  isn’t  getting  easier  now ,  but  we’re  not  beyond  repair .  ’

‘  we  are  brittle ,  beware .  ’

‘  us  fragile  things ,  falling  to  pieces .  ’

‘  we’re  all  the  same  broken  fractions  and  halves  of  some  greater  thing .  ’

‘  you  can’t  fall  any  further .  ’

‘  gather  yourself  up  now ,  just  as  you  were  before .  ’

‘  we’re  all  the  same  broken  parts .  ’

FLOWERS  ON  THE  GRAVE .

‘  the  time  you  have  is  sacred ,  don’t  wait  around  and  waste  it .  ’

‘  everything  is  temporary ,  even  the  sorrow  that  you  carry .  ’

‘  so  tell  me ,  are  you  okay ?  ’

‘  i’m  okay  now  i’m  with  you .  ’

‘  you  don’t  plan  life ,  you  live  it .  ’

‘  you  don’t  take  love ,  you  give  it . ’

‘  there  are  flowers  on  the  grave  of  the  child  that  i  used  to  be .  ’

‘  it  was  summer  when  you  told  me  that  you  loved  me .  ’

‘  everything  is  temporary .  ’

‘  you  can’t  change  what  is  written .  ’

[househunting]

WARMING CENTER INFO FOR THE NORTH AND MIDWEST FREEZING WEATHER I will be updating with info as it comes in!

MICHIGAN

Metro Detroit area: https://www.wxyz.com/news/list-of-warming-centers-available-in-metro-detroit?fbclid=IwAR0hkJRTItkYQTA9_k4bU1wnt2J6b0MH3nULRp-NTgbJTwPcrZUJXrmasfQ

CHICAGO

This is only for Chicago: all police stations are warming centers (I know, many folks may not feel safe there), folks can call 311 for the closest warming center.   https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcchicago.com/weather/stories/Find-a-Chicago-Area-Warming-Center-405236335.html%3Famp%3Dy Park field houses are also being used as warming centers: https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.curbed.com/platform/amp/2019/1/29/18202711/polar-vortex-warming-centers-parks-libraries-schools

les-looups on tumblr is offering to help spread info on how to get to warming centers! 

Pacific Garden Mission 1458 S Canal St, Chicago, IL 60607 [phone] Catholic Charities seems to be a place a lot of places requires you to contact (idk if its for vouchers) prior to acceptance (atleast thats what i was told) https://www.catholiccharities.net/AboutUs/CareerOpportunities.aspx [phone] https://www.obmission.org/about_us https://www.sarahs-circle.org/services/resources.html https://roselandchristianministries.org/programs/

https://www.breakthrough.org/programs/permanent-supportive-housing/

 http://www.cawc.org/contact-us/ http://www.ccolife.org/contact/

 https://www.womenshelters.org/cit/il-chicago 

Lyft is also giving free rides to chicago’s designated warming centers with the code CHIJAYDEN19 – SOURCE chicagotribune DOT com/redeye/culture/ct-redeye-lyft-free-rides-homeless-chicago-20190129-story DOT html

Chicagoland warming centers

In order to be accepted in to a shelter they make you through so many hoops but as far as ive been informed you must be literally living on the streets to be accepted as a homeless person for both temporary or permanent housing. You also must qualify in other assorted areas in order to even get in to a program but ill lost as much information as possible that ive documented over the past 2 years. Featherfist 2255 e 75th street Open from 1-3pm (walkins) [phone]

https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/about-us/news/chicago-park-district-announces-62-park-field-houses-serve-warming-shelters

MINNESOTA

Duluth, MN warming center info: open tonight (Tuesday the 29th) and tomorrow (Wednesday the 30th), 10:00 pm - 6:30 am, 5830 Grand Avenue

WISCONSIN

fox6now.com/2019/01/29/lyft-offers-free-rides-to-warming-shelters-in-milwaukee-madison-amid-the-bitter-cold/

Libraries and town halls in most cities are open to be warming shelters in the southern Wisconsin area

In Wisconsin, particularly the Milwaukee and Madison areas, where temps will be reaching as low as -55 degrees, ppl are being encouraged to call 211 where you will be directed to warming centers. Once you get the address for an open shelter, you can use Lyft, which is offering free rides up to 25 dollars with the code WIJAYDEN19.

IOWA

Des Moines, IA: https://www.polkcountyiowa.gov/health/news-press-releases/warming-center-locations-throughout-the-metro/ (free DART bus rides)

 Iowa City, IA: https://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Warming-centers-available-in-Iowa-City-505049421.html Quad Cities: https://wqad.com/2019/01/27/trinity-hospitals-to-provide-warming-shelters-during-dangerous-cold-snap/

 Cedar Rapids, IA is offering free bus rides and the NewBo market building will be open as a warming center.

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GENERAL INFO:

Dont forget the pets. Several animal shelters and vets are offering free boarding!

[notactuallyherenotreally]

As someone in a place where it’s going to get at least as low as -55F, which can cause frostbite in less than 5 minutes of exposure, please boost this if you have followers in these areas. 

It’s colder here than Antarctica. 

[suzie-guru]

If you’re in the West Michigan region, here’s a list of Warming Centers you can go to!

[flagellant]

step 1: be a mortal

step 2: hear the voices of the divine

step 3: ???

step four: prophet

[assumewhatyouwill]

life starts to fly

Main Verse     tagged: untagged

           “What life forgot to share around is on your hands                    Because it’s untrue that life passes by without a warning                    Afterwards the tree fell, and never broke down                    And the harmony of the afternoon let life sneak a peek…–” [x]

Name: Miguel Reyes, LPC Age: 30 Gender/pronouns: Cis man/he pronouns Faceclaim: Danny Pino Setting: New York City, New York Notable Relationships: Lauren (business partner)

     Idealistic to a fault, Miguel is a therapist working in NYC, focusing his efforts on the superhuman community. Because he charges on a sliding scale (basically, pay what you can) and frequently waives fees entirely, he does not make very much money and makes many sacrifices in his personal life in order to make the therapy office and therapy services better. Despite this, he would describe himself as content and satisfied with his life.

      Additionally, he has superpowers of his own, an ability to be a perfect social chameleon. Unfortunately, he is unaware of these powers, which can result in strange behavior from him.

[b3lch]

You cant kill me, i just respawn at the nearest 711

[the-nightmare-in-waiting-deacti]

Tarot-inspired Prompts

Categories:

艸 Major Arcana - Significant moments in your character’s history

･ω･ Court Cards - Significant people in your character’s lifestory

★ Pentacles - The material world and everything tangible within

ー☆* Wands - The spark of life; creation, passion, the emergence of something new

◥█̆̈◤ Cups - Emotions, feelings, secrets, past, future

━━╋⊂ Swords - The sharpness of mind, mental states, thoughts, opinions

Major Arcana:

0. The Fool - when you first created your character, what did you originally envision for them?

I. The Magician - have you followed through on your original vision for your character? Are they as they were when you first began?

II. The High Priestess - has your character ever ignored their conscience?

III. The Empress - what is the most important thing your character has ever made?

IV. The Emperor - has your character ever broken the law?

V. The Hierophant - what is the most important lesson your character has learned or still needs to learn?

VI. The Lovers - have your character’s heart and mind ever been at odds with one another?

VII. The Chariot - what is the most important message your character has responded to and/or ignored?

VIII. Strength - is there a moment your character has ever had to fight for something or someone?

IX. The Hermit - has your character ever isolated themselves knowingly?

X. Wheel of Fortune - has your character ever endured abject misfortune? Have they ever experienced euphoric bliss?

XI. Justice - has your character ever knowingly wronged someone?

XII. The Hanged Man - what is the most signficant thing your character has had to sacrifice?

XIII. Death - what kind of transformation(s) has your character gone through? If multiple, which is the most significant?

XIV. Temperance - when, if ever, has your character had to compromise?

XV. The Devil - has your character ever been addicted to a certain behavior or substance?

XVI. The Tower - what is the most traumatic thing your character has had to endure?

XVII. The Star - how did your character develop from their past trauma?

XVIII. The Moon - what is the most significant secret your character has discovered?

XIX. The Sun - what was the most significant “truth” your character has had to reveal?

XX. Judgment - what moment in your character’s life history matured them the most? Their “coming of age” so to speak.

XXI. The World - what is the greatest achievement your character has accomplished?

Court Cards

Page of Pentacles - the most reliable and practical youth your character knows.

Knight of Pentacles - the most stubborn adult your character knows.

Queen of Pentacles - the most organized/chill woman your character knows.

King of Pentacles - the most business oriented man your character knows.

Page of Wands - the most adventurous and eager youth your character knows.

Knight of Wands - the adult with the shortest attention span your character knows.

Queen of Wands - the sexiest woman your character knows.

King of Wands - the most romantic man your character knows.

Page of Cups - the most creative and sensitive youth your character knows.

Knight of Cups - the adult most pre-occupied with finding love your character knows.

Queen of Cups - the most deceitful woman your character knows.

King of Cups - the most mature man your character knows.

Page of Swords - the most thoughtful/intellectual youth your character knows.

Knight of Swords - the most impatient adult your character knows.

Queen of Swords - the most independent woman your character knows.

King of Swords - the most analytical man your character knows.

Pentacles

★ Ace of Pentacles - how has your character grown since their conception?

★ Two of Pentacles - has your character ever ‘dropped the ball’ on something important?

★ Three of Pentacles - does your character work well in teams?

★ Four of Pentacles - is your character financially stable?

★ Five of Pentacles - has your character ever endured poverty?

★ Six of Pentacles - does your character accept help from others?

★ Seven of Pentacles - what tests your character’s patience more than anything?

★ Eight of Pentacles - does your character have a craft that they work on?

★ Nine of Pentacles - is your character luxurious or ascetic?

★ Ten of Pentacles - in what aspect of your character’s life are they the most rich? Emotionally, physically, spiritually?

Wands

ー☆* Ace of Wands - from where do you derive inspiration for your character?

ー☆* Two of Wands - has your character ever had to make a tough decision between two choices?

ー☆* Three of Wands - do you have any long-term plans for your character?

ー☆* Four of Wands - what was the most recent celebration your character took part in?

ー☆* Five of Wands - what was the most recent conflict your character was involved in?

ー☆* Six of Wands - is your character considered a role model for anyone they know?

ー☆* Seven of Wands - has your character ever had to make a stand for something they believe in?

ー☆* Eight of Wands - how quickly has your character ever resolved an issue?

ー☆* Nine of Wands - what was the most recent instance of your character keeping their guard up?

ー☆* Ten of Wands - what is the heaviest burden your character has had to shoulder?

Cups

◥█̆̈◤ Ace of Cups - has your character made any new friends lately? New love interests?

◥█̆̈◤ Two of Cups - what was the most recent instance of someone showing your character a lot of emotional support?

◥█̆̈◤ Three of Cups - when was the last time your character partied with their friends?

◥█̆̈◤ Four of Cups - how indecisive is your character?

◥█̆̈◤ Five of Cups - when did your character experience the most significant feeling of loss in their life history?

◥█̆̈◤ Six of Cups - describe your character’s childhood in as little or great detail as you prefer.

◥█̆̈◤ Seven of Cups - how does your character view dreams?

◥█̆̈◤ Eight of Cups - has your character ever had to cut their losses and move on from a bad situation?

◥█̆̈◤ Nine of Cups - when was the last time your character felt on top of the world?

◥█̆̈◤ Ten of Cups - what family memories does your character hold dear?

Swords

━━╋⊂ Ace of Swords - what is the most recent problem your character has had to solve?

━━╋⊂ Two of Swords - has there ever been a time your character has ignored their emotions in favor of logic?

━━╋⊂ Three of Swords - what was the worst betrayal of trust your character has ever experienced?

━━╋⊂ Four of Swords - has your character ever taken a vacation?

━━╋⊂ Five of Swords - what is the harshest thing your character has ever said?

━━╋⊂ Six of Swords - how does your character deal with pain? Emotional, physical and/or mental pain.

━━╋⊂ Seven of Swords - what is the worst instance of your character being manipulative?

━━╋⊂ Eight of Swords - who is your character’s harshest critic?

━━╋⊂ Nine of Swords - what is the worst nightmare your character has ever endured?

━━╋⊂ Ten of Swords - was there a time your character has ever hit “rock bottom”?

[shockvvaves]

𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈

sentences from amrit brar’s shitty horoscopes series. you may adjust as needed.

BOOK I: SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS

❛ holy fucking shit. just. holy shit. what the fuck. ❜

❛ nobody really knows the nuances of what you get up to in your spare time, and honestly they’re probably better off that way. ❜

❛ busy yourself with the affairs of the living, for once.. ❜

❛ the answer is no. ❜

❛ ohhh boy. you. fuck you. yes, you specifically. ❜

❛ delete your search history. ❜

❛ please practice blinking as others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation. ❜

❛ what did you ever do to deserve this? in all probability, something terrible. ❜

❛ you are a crayon. get out of the toolbox. ❜

❛ none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally. ❜

❛ some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen. ❜

❛ take a long shower. wash your hair. wash the clothes you were wearing. wash the memories from your mind and body. ❜

BOOK II: ANGER

❛ frostbite is considerably difficult to heal from. ❜

❛ there is poetry in brutal efficiency. ❜

❛ HELLFIRE HELLFIRE HELLIRE. ❜

❛ people would take your raging far more seriously if you weren’t crying the entire time. ❜

❛ what made you so vindictive? ❜

❛ some bodies may be temples, but all are ruins at your feet. ❜

❛ your contempt will always taste like grief. ❜

❛ in the process your body is subsumed piece by piece. ❜

❛ you are the bone-deep fury of an abscessed tooth. ❜

❛ you are notorious for rubbing salt in the wound. cheap vodka in the wound. battery acid in the wound! ❜

❛ vehicular arson is not the answer. ❜

❛ hate is a verb. ❜

BOOK III: PETTY EXISTENTIAL CRISES

❛ the sooner you accept your impending expiration, the sooner you can stop trying to swallow the sun. ❜

❛ embrace the inevitable. snuggle with the inevitable. take the inevitable out to a nice, candle-lit dinner. ❜

❛ there are forces outside of your control. most of them don’t care for you. ❜

❛ when it all goes to hell just remember it’s what’s inside that counts (though many would not find you very appetizing). ❜

❛ not all things have significance, which is scary. the things you overlooked tend to have the most, which is scarier. ❜

❛ your teeth are only porcelain, your ribcage simply glass. like all delicate things, they can know no permanence. ❜

❛ in time you’ll learn that “just” and “right” only mean the same thing when they’re coming from very specific people. please don’t cry. ❜

❛ you may not want to change, but the world is unforgiving and will do it for you anyway. ❜

❛ sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places (what the fuck is it going between your teeth). ❜

❛ nothing can stay. ❜

❛ you can put all the flowers in your mouth that you fucking want, but dying is dying and rot is rot. ❜

❛ loneliness is the fracture that never heals quite right. ❜

BOOK IV: RESOLUTIONS

❛ lay them to rest. ❜

❛ they are there, hovering nervously. you will watch the skies. you will wait. ❜

❛ eat the other. ❜

❛ there will be scrapes and sutures: viciousness and victory. ❜

❛ no loose ends. ❜

❛ a cacophony of awe and joy and terror. ❜

❛ an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth. a knife for the ribs. ❜

❛ you will not be swayed by the morally destitute. ❜

❛ decay will feed the bloom. ❜

❛ devour death like crows, for all the feathers between your teeth. ❜

❛ twisting/screaming/uncompromising. every inch. every iota. ❜

❛ once, answers were found in mouths, bathtubs, and bottles. this time around, get inventive. ❜

BOOK VI: AFTER THE FALL

❛ lies you have told yourself: your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ❜

❛ decorating your meltdowns is all well and good, but a trainwreck is a trainwreck and it might be time to get a paramedic. ❜

❛ they tell you “there i nothing to fear but fear itself,” but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ❜

❛ you may have been gutted but you mouth is soft, your tongue is silver, and your teeth are gemstones cut to size. ❜

❛ it’s less like biting off more than you can chew, and more like dislocating your jaw. ❜

❛ even spectres can tire. ❜

❛ seeing yourself for who you really are would be great if you knew where to start looking. ❜

❛ it pays to kill with kindness when you’re your own worst enemy. ❜

❛ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ❜

❛ your ego cannot afford cremation or caskets. ❜

❛ frequent tastes of your own medicine can get poisonous real quick. ❜

❛ self reflection is important! whether you like what you see is up for debate. whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ❜

BOOK VII: MAGICK

❛ you are a quiet god, and your hunger is cavernous. ❜

❛ at times your body is simply a prison laid in gold. ❜

❛ death, dust, party, repeat. ❜

❛ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ❜

❛ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ❜

❛ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ❜

❛ if seeing is believing you might be in some trouble. ❜

❛ suspend belief. expel fear. throw reason into a frigid cell, never to be seen again. ❜

❛ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ❜

❛ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ❜

❛ a mouthful of ashes bested by a life of smoke and mirrors. ❜

❛ what’s to be gained from the keeping the heaviest of treasures behind your teeth? ❜