handcream

they/them longteeth on ao3

[dude-standin]

commission

[letalis-psyche]

my hero <3

when ur situationship slaughters a legion camp but won’t call you back you know you’re down bad

[hndcrm]

They locked tf in!

[faust-lane]

One more tango, 47.

[hndcrm]

some fanart inspired by @cicaklah ‘s “summer’s kiss to electric wire” bc we all want to go to diana burnwood’s sex club 

[myth-blossom]

Look, I’m not saying Jane Perry and photographer Gary Dooton were going for @hndcrm’s incredible fanart of @cicaklah’s incredible fic, but I *am* saying she looks incredible here and I love them for it

[hndcrm]

damnnnnnnn

[high-voltage-rat]

I think Kaidan Alenko is like. Just A Guy. Sure he's a certified badass with some of the highest natural biotic potential known to man, and the second human spectre, and responsible for training spec ops agents... but he's also just some guy. Likes beer and bacon. Would watch the hockey game with you, know the names of all the players, and comment on how this game would impact the rest of the season for them. The rest of the mass effect squadmates are all a bit unhinged, but I feel like Kaidan's just a well-adjusted dude who ends up kinda being the black sheep of the gang because of it and that's just hilarious to me. I love him.

[luckyspacerabbit]

this one goes out to all the shenko stans✨

A big thank you to @antivantalon @phoenixsoul13 and @favoriteblogonthecitadel 🥰 for making the vision come to life with their clips !!!

[hndcrm]

You stay up to date with popular music (for the assumption meme)

my Spotify playlists are unmatched in their power 😈😈

[hndcrm]

You're horny and you like wine and pretty dresses. :D

wouldn't disagree with any of those😋👍‼️‼️

[hndcrm]

Hey I just wanna say that I found your vanya shah fanart from a tumblr post and it looks so good and really slay I’m glad someone else appreciates this underrated queen :D

yayyy tysm!!! vanya deserves more attention for sure

[kaelio]

A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

new ask game: give me an extremely specific assumption you have about me based off of my fanfic. go.

[fieldbears]

let’s go

[skinnyazn]

Also the ~spicy~ Shenko piece I did for @normandyzine’s NSFW zine! Pray tumblr doesn’t take it down 😓

[overfalls]

“not all men” you’re right, Kaidan Alenko, Major in the Systems Alliance and Second Human Spectre would never do this

[uldrensov]

Kaidan’s butt appreciation post.

Bonus:

[hellenys]

Kaidan Alenko by elyhumanoid

[darkyu-yj]

“目标”

[boxdyeddevil-deactivated2023101]

kaidan when he runs out of dialogue options in mass effect 1