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Here belongs random shit.---------My original content is at: nihildelterra.tumblr.com

[huffylemon]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[bloodbending]

super mario sunshine

[truedomdaddy]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[dragongirlbunny]

[nayohme]

this is the best sandwich i have ever made SALMON BLT

INGREDIENTS:

salmon (seasoned with something akin to falafel seasoning i.e cumin paprika coriander garlic & onion powders)

bacon cooked CRISP

baby arugala instead of lettuce

thinly thinly sliced white onion

tomato

special sause (mayo, sriracha, dijon, relish, honey, s&p, paprika, garlic powdah, caramelized onions)

all on texas toast

its simple but DAMN is it powerful. there was a typo here

[pjackk]

[supermariomamafucker]

what the hell man

[pjackk]

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

[tastylemonbread]

i was groundhog dayed once but i did everything right first try so i didnt even notice

[blemgoid]

I went to buy the new sidney sweeny pants and the shopkeeper tried to measure my head with his calipers

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[queer-as-city-folk]

Hope for the democratic party?

[pseudomantis]

Let's fucking party

[pseudomantis]

Saturday night

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[androcola]

[wyrmoftheweb]

well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

[things-that-are-not-true]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

[huffylemon]

[malibuklaus]

[zerio105]

when most people first join deviantArt at a young age they usually start off posting sonic the hedgehog recolors and anime screenshots. but then there was me, making king of the hill super forms