optimus prime? more like optimus pry me open🙏🏻 @hoardingwordslikeawhore - Tumblr Blog

Hoarding fanfiction & nsfw art I like right here from now on because im tired of losing them. R.i.p to my sanity searching keywords and themes over all the fics ill never get to read again bc I forgot the title+author and didn't properly reblog💐

Also where I rarely post personal stuff that's nsfw so it's not on my main/or just yapping abt my fav bots; lover of scifi and especially transformers<3

NO MINORS!

Hungover at work and choking down a sickeningly sweet tangerine liquid IV w a beefsteak and a muffin. Hell yeah

#had a great night and even drunk I'm p good at darts #I love how this acc has become my tea spill area a bit lmao #perks of being one of the better employees here is I guarantee you no one will notice anyway and if they do they're gonna say hell yeah #hope I get to be outside today so I can kinda do my own thing all day lmao #if not I'll live but fingers crossed:p🍀I like sweeping tb #tbh #lol

seealandraw

commission for @misqnon for his fic!! Everyone go read it

mishenmissing

megastar

gift💝💝

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

and then we fuck nasty, im not a saint

also yeah if you couldnt tell everything worked out fine the other day, im just like heavily traumatized and prepared for the worst and actually i apparently didnt even come off nearly as bad as i thought i did and he wasnt mad at all handled it perfectly and corrected the issue+apologized and comforted me. so like were golden and have been back to normal :) yayayayayay

being an autistic scifi nerd is great bc when i get freaky and my mind blanks bc im too overwhelmed w how attracted i am to my lover i just start going through a bank in my head of sexy quotes i keep close to my heart bc theyre. well, sexy/i resonate w them. im dizzy off pure need up in his ear quoting tng 'masks' and he doesnt even know it. you said once you didnt like star trek but to break it to you baby masaka is waking and every part of me IS yours

#AND you really fucking liked it (so did i)#cant get any freakier than scifi in my not at all humble and objectively correct opinions #you can fuck me stupid and make my brain clear its cookies but the scifi memory bank is on a separate drive that functions independently #and luckily has a section of overlapping data labeled 'thats hot ill save it for later'#so ironically everyone say thank you dataaaa #or masaka but also. thank you data. :p #sorry i quoted star trek during sex i wanted to let you know i was enjoying myself but i was too busy with sensations to think for myself #do you still think im hot #im cackling actually but also being blushy ig. star wars man meets star trek woman. anything could happen. they might kiss wooo they might #:)) i regret nothing and i will be doing it again<3 bc i will be getting done again and my dirty talk skills lack on their lonesome #how am i supposed to think anything but fuck please yes more on loop tbh. i feel odd staying quiet when it gets too much in the good way ig #scifi always comes in clutch no matter the situation tbh #lol #masaka is waking #i think im hilarious bc i know im hilarious to the right crowd and the crowd is me

alisa-aydin

Just fighting as usual

limesareyellow

Of course Drift kisses with his eyes open, that fucking freak.

Mightve just ruined my relationship by being hella reactiory and sending a sleep deprived anxious hurt notes app text that was never meant to be sent and just for me to blow off steam. Remember, NEVER kill yourself divas, you WILL die one day and there is peace in that🙏🏻

#I'm so fucking sorry I messed up so bad and I don't know

Actually I'm not nonchalant. Threw up in my mouth a tiny bit about it after crying quietly and feeling my chest physically ache for 3 hours. Thanks tho

You know what. What if I reread and annotate my fav erotica book. I can literally buy another fancy copy if I want to be all collectible w it but my paperback is personal you feel? And like. In a way this will be therapeutic. Also, might be making a new reader friend who likes erotica too soon? Would be fun to lend to her w all the little thoughts in the margins and let her add her own.