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24 ¦9-5 Pharmacist, 24/7 ARMY¦ Hobi-biased 🖤¦

[dailyhobi]

[jung-koook]

he’s a baby 🥺

[mysharona1987]

[maxistentialist-deactivated2020]

Every word in this headline is funnier than the one before it.

[demisatyr]

a worthy rival

[buddyblanc]

[pleasant-canadians-music]

[becausebirds]

Dutch “Cuddly Owl” finally caught on video. This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads.

Watch the video

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rmsjoon-deactivated20200512]

hoseok - closeups  support me on twitter! | please do not repost requested by @hobies ♡

[catchymemes]

[viinnttaaggee]

I am really bad at staying in touch with people but that doesn’t necessarily mean I don’t care

[innietopia]

[sopelife]

💕

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rosebramblewolf]

humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone

cat: im gonna eat it

[madd-catter]

@pirate-patton

[galentines]

also can we PLEASE discuss this chihuahua/italian greyhound my mom and i found tonight

i could NOT stop laughing at this photo, this is the most awkward dog in the world and i want to put little sneakers on him 

[bimbocracy]

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

[bimbocracy]

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

[control999]

Don’t know if I agree or not, but it’s definitely an interesting point.

[bimbocracy]

the nice thing about statistics is that you don’t actually have to agree with them in order for them to be true

[thefakerachelray]

Things to bring back in books:

Chapter titles

Actually having a synopsis on the back instead of reviews no one will read

[thefakerachelray]

Some excellent additions from the notes:

Maps

Indexes of characters and places with pronunciations

Numbering books in a series on the spine

Tables of contents

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

[syuga]

[we all lie.mp3]

+ the Biggest Liar of them all: