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Jules | they/them | 32 years old | librarian | Lover of french fries |

[dykeselfcest]

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

[hobbitpunks]

im god's least favorite because i want to play minecraft but im at work and even when i get off work, im in the midst of a carpal tunnel flare up.

[hobbitpunks]

i'm really hyperfixated on something right now but tbh i dont need all yall knowing about it. so ive started using my journal like an analog tumblr. printing fan art and hand writing text posts i like. would recommend it.

[hobbitpunks]

had the thought that maybe, since its a friday night, i'll take an edible and sleep really well. and jesus christ im boring in my old age

[hobbitpunks]

the vibes of the library on a rainy, dark day are absolutely immaculate

[hobbitpunks]

i just turned in an assignment four days early who AM i??? i know we're only a couple weeks in but im proud of how much ive managed to stay on top of schoolwork. (it's taking hours per day.)

[objektum]

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

the fuck you brothers

I'm eat shit

And I'm die

[nudibranchbutch]

[nudibranchbutch]

wait

[sweatermuppet]

yes im in my 20s but this is only my first week of being alive

[unclefather]

[hobbitpunks]

first day of grad school :)

[vincentpriceofficial]

the thing about historical fiction where the characters have extremely modern attitudes to everything and appear to have psychic access to the most up to date tumblr discourse in the year of the book’s publication is like. why are you even writing historical fiction if you aren’t interested in what people thought and felt and believed in the specific social context of that time and place

if you have contempt for people in the past don’t write about them! write a modern story set at a costume party or a historical reenactment or something lol

[hotvampireadjacent]

[spindlewit]

fresh air.

[socialjusticeace]

I hate the "Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺" warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

[librarycard]

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

[lowresolutioncryptid-deactivate]

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

[librarycard]

absolutely fucking not.

[repair-bear]

I still use "heck" depending on the context. "Heckin cute" just sounds more wholesome than "Fucking cute". It's all in the tone.

[curiositykilledthehermit]

Also it's sometimes so much funnier to use non swears.

I still think about that scene from Night In The Woods where (spoilers) Mae has a near death experience and a mascot shark in the darkness says "You've been Danged to Heck" and laugh about it.

[orc-apologist-deactivated202411]

You're all missing the point luvs 💚 peace and love

[allegedly-human]

"No guys don't worry getting censored is like, soooooo fun we can have sleepover activities like making up words that are less impactful to not upset advertisers " SHUT the fuck up please

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]