Who Is This

My name is Matt and I am a gay fool. He/him Transing your gender since 1995

[robotsarecoolaf]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

if you accidentally take a fat piss on a priest do you think it counts as holy water?

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

this is a time sensitive question btw

[undeadhousewife]

So I was talking to my husband about how the queen is in the hospital and I casually said "prepare the crabs" and let me tell you, that is how I learned the crab rave isn't as widely known as I had assumed

[valtsv]

H..How To Trans Your Djender....

[majorsmiles-blog]

Happy October 3rd.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[drugstoreperfume]

[nayohme]

tumblr is glitching and everytime i try to watch a video on here it keeps closing the video and showing me this skull genuinely think something is trying to hurt me

[sudra]

[ithrowshoesatconservatives]

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1

[vtsvro]

[rabonito]

[wokaya-deactivated20250720]

pizza boy🍕

[hellbabyfromhell]

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

[nyctosaurid]

i love talking animal movies where there are human villains who have a pet that is, unbeknownst to them, also a villain

[nyctosaurid]

in rio there’s a group of people running an exotic bird smuggling operation, and they have a parrot that’s also just on board with the concept of smuggling birds. he has a whole song about it and acts like a jail warden for the other birds… like, what a coincidence that this random bird they keep happens to be evil and actively, personally interested in how well the smuggling operation is functioning, when as far as they know it’s just a bird. in one scene it chloroforms a man

[prisonhannibal]

perfect example

where’s that post about how on twitter you’ll get cancelled or straight up banned for calling a celeb ugly while on tumblr you can publicly say you want to guillotine someone and no one cares

[bluescluesposting]

I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES

[fierce-trait]

i didn’t think i’d be bawling my fucking eyes out but here we are. love ya steve 🥺💔

- Happy 25th Anniversary of Blues Clues 💙

[zathorn]

[trainthief]

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any