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because even making the occasional hockey post on main is still ultimately lame | rip hocceium, main @riverlarking

[hocketing]

okay sorry but i cannot support the unquestioned agenda of the Jamie Knows narrative. look at this picture. his ass does not know. he doesn’t know SHIT!!!!

[hocceius]

jamie drysdale awareness levels

[hocceius]

just terrorizing jack hughes as a job put me in coach

[hocceius]

some people think that hockey rpf is this beautiful tender thing between two men when in all honesty it's macdennis

[hocceius]

:/

[brocksfaber]

mnwild hop in and buckle up, the road ahead is going to be a Wild ride the 26-27 Wild schedule is here » https://bit.ly/4hh8TDA

[hocceius]

adding new hockey games to my phone calendar feels like crack cocaine and love and happiness

[hocceius]

the colorado avalanche’s general reading being at teenage girl level

[hocceius]

josh manson of the colorado avalanche

[tmobilepark]

ok. census time! because i feel like i have no idea what nhl/pwhl teams actually have a community with a presence on here. teams will be alphabetical by proper name across 4 polls. pleaseeeee don't vote in multiple polls!! i'm specifically trying to measure what people consider their "main" community on here (not necessarily the team you root for irl). you can pick one; i believe in you!! (click "show results" if you're curious about other polls)

no nuance. what side of hockey tumblr are you (mostly) on? (1/4)

avalanche

blackhawks

blue jackets

blues

bruins

canadiens

canucks

capitals

charge

detroit (pwhl)

devils

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[tmobilepark]

2/4

ducks

flames

fleet

flyers

frost

golden knights

goldeneyes

hamilton (pwhl)

hurricanes

islanders

jets

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[tmobilepark]

3/4

kings

kraken

las vegas (pwhl)

lightning

mammoth

maple leafs

oilers

panthers

penguins

predators

rangers

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[tmobilepark]

4/4

red wings

sabres

san jose (pwhl)

senators

sceptres

sharks

sirens

stars

torrent

victoire

wild

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​ok done. yay! if you reblog this long ass post i will owe you my life

[hocceius]

moose got kinda gay with his pic what’s this 🧐

[hocceius]

cry…

[hocceius]

me running away with kirill kaprizov’s wallet where he keeps his 17 million dollars

[hocceius]

once quinn signs a contract that’s as ridiculously expensive as kirill’s i hope they keep living in the same building so it makes it easier for me once i put together my ocean’s eleven team

[hocceium]

[hocceius]

i miss getting up in the middle of the night to watch my questionable team play good or bad hockey depending

[hocceius]

hey guys when you engrave the stanley cup can you include me in that as well? the team the staff and me if it's not too much trouble thanks guys

[riverlarking]

17 and 2 the thinking man's macklin celebrini and will smith