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hi I'm eli I hate hockey || 23

[midnigtartist]

Odyssey designs done! Now to do the Quest kids :V

[librarycard]

the words ‘ship’ and ‘shipping’ are literally awful to say with your mouth but we have yet to come up with anything better. why is that

[postamsterdam]

hes having a little bit of a moment

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

update

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

best one yet

[postamsterdam]

sorry to put this on the dash again but

[hockie]

I'm at the game. Was gonna root for the ducks but bruh the stars players are hot 🥵 wtf okay

[hockie]

I'm at the game. Was gonna root for the ducks but bruh the stars players are hot 🥵 wtf okay

[zim-tits]

Masters of romance

[zimmerdouche]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t “fit in” and I don’t WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.

[zim-tits]

i was STONE COLD SOBER when i made this what is WRONG with me

[tdkeh]

I love Ngozi’s twitter so much, you guys. Go follow her right now.

https://twitter.com/ngoziu/status/934548015922208769

[tdkeh]

Ahahahah this!

[hockie]

Good morning I am re-entering my check please phase. Remember jack Zimmerman? Love this fellow.

[ragingemini]

[oatdog-deactivated20241018]

please look OUT he is BAKING

[nurseyhades-deactivated20190829]

the frogs reading the bylaws and discovering that watching the vampire diaries with shitty every sunday was not an official haus rule

[canucksorbust]

[omgcheckplease]

Some SMH as PKMN trainers!

[zimmerdouche]

full disclosure, I have never been inside a Taco Bell

based on this tweet:

[coastal-kitty]

…Terry Jr is savage af