Round 1!
whose baking is better?
Sophia Cracroft
John Irving
i just know irving runs the parish church bake sale like an SAS operation. he’s traumatising every year 4 child at the local primary school

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Round 1!
whose baking is better?
Sophia Cracroft
John Irving
i just know irving runs the parish church bake sale like an SAS operation. he’s traumatising every year 4 child at the local primary school
Round 1!
whose baking is better?
George Henry Hodgson
Magnus Manson
Hodgson doesn't bake, he employs a professional pastry chef. (Modern Hodgson still hasn't got over Patisserie Valerie closing down.)
Manson's baking skills are limited to those chocolate cornflake clusters you make as an activity with small children, but to be fair, they're classics for a reason.
Hodgson's that type of rich person that knows a shit ton about flavours and critiques even the cutlery things are served with- But manages to create a Newtonian liquid when trying to make a scone.
Manson probably makes a good box brownie!!
hodgson has a shrine to mary berry above his aga that he prays to every night i saw him do it
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purple clit dress
pink floral dress
pink and brown set
cream and blue dress
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americans piss me off because what the fuck is arugula. it took me the longest time to figure out that this wasn’t some obscure new world crop that somehow never made it to europe. it’s rocket. you’re talking about fucking rocket. don’t play these games with me im not in the mood
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Round 1!
who sends more insane drunk texts?
Henry Le Vesconte
Stephen Stanley
Stanley sending insane drunk texts requires him to send texts in the first place and homeboy does not strike me as someone who uses his phone. If he even has a phone, it's solely to communicate with his daughter and only for important things like "I'm going to be home late you'll have to make yourself dinner." The thing is on 6% battery and he is ignoring everyone else.
Which is why if you get him drunk, charges his phone and let him do whatever you're going to get all the weirdness he never expresses usually. backed by the knowledge and experience of a doctor, so that's going to be wild.
stanley turns into house when he’s drunk and texts collins to diagnose him with wandering womb
when im in a being dead competition and my opponent is my mother
i’m coping really well guys