theymes fitztheymes

seasoned and qualified scousefucker | second coming of laura palmer | most normal person in history about jarvis cocker

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[mangled-by-disuse]

in happier pride news i actually found this deeply heartwarming

that's solidarity baybeeee

[lgbtlaughs]

Further context: Durham city council (Reform UK) cut funding and support for Pride. The Durham Miner's Association and other trade unions raised enough money for Durham Pride 2026 to go ahead - a direct call back to when Lesbian and Gays Support the Miners (LGSM) raised money for mining communities when Margaret Thatcher seized union funding during the miner strikes of 1984-85.

At the 1985 Labour party meet, the motion to support LGBT rights as a party was passed due to a block vote from mining unions.

Stephen Guy, the chair of the Durham Miners’ Association, said that when it became apparent Durham Pride was under threat, he took it upon himself to “encourage the trade union movement to step up and do the right thing, and stand shoulder to shoulder with the LGBT+ community […] They not only raised funds for us, but came to our communities, uplifted our spirits when they were down, and showed their solidarity.”

[hodgedaughter]

waiting for a specific email is so humiliating. oooooh please inbox ive worked so hard refreshing you pleeeease can i have a little treat. no not that one. no not that one. no not that one

[hodgedaughter]

not to shatter the illusion that i am an abstract creature of pure whimsy and sunshine but caring for a parent is such a mindfuck sometimes. like i feel like i have all the responsibility of being someone else’s parent but none of the authority if that makes sense. my mum has some brain damage from oxygen deprivation (amongst other chronic conditions) and it’s really frustrating when she makes contradictory requests and then gets annoyed that i can’t do both things at the same time.

my only other ‘support’ in the house is my father, who is a complete bully with the most absurd martyr complex and operates under the sincere delusion that i contribute nothing to the household, despite being my mother’s primary caregiver.

i get no thanks for any of it. obviously i don’t do it for good girl points, i do it because i love my mum. but it really wouldn’t hurt to get just a bit of acknowledgment of how much i’ve had to deal with over the last couple of years, and how distressing it can get to watch. i wish talking about it didn’t make people so uncomfortable and i wish i had the vocabulary to articulate exactly how i felt about all of it. sometimes i just want somebody to take care of *me* for a little while.

i need to get out of this house dawg

[hodgedaughter]

where all my other sensitive crybaby sweetie pies at

[hodgedaughter]

god knew not to make me a boy because he knew i’d have been the most evil tyrannical head boy at a 1930s public school who would have made the younger boys polish my shoes and worship me like a god after our school won a cricket match

[hodgedaughter]

ohh dave lister… my sweet son…. my tiny tiny baby who i carried for nine wonderful months and delivered in a magical fairy grotto… my precious boy i would lay down my life so no sorrow may approach yours….

[hodgedaughter]

every flavour that i don’t like will henceforth be legally classified as a poison. if i order a stupid fucking pistachio latte why are you trying to kill me with almonds. thats not pistachio. that’s a completely different thing. that’s why they have different names. if i wanted almond flavour i’d have asked for cyanide surprise. get them away from me you miserable wretch. i will dip you in boiling oil and broadcast your worst embarrassments over loudspeaker in front of your fine shyts

[the-terror-bracket]

James Fitzjames does not drink coffee homeboy is a milk tea sorta guy. Also I feel like we're wildly overblowing how much of a diva Fitzjames is. He's not a TikTok influencer why are we slandering my man like that?

ah the canon fitzjames vs fanon fitzjames discussion welcome back

[knowing-my-fate]

Jfi IS a diva

"your nails are a terror"

the hair flips and perfect styling

Telling the musket ball story again and again

he may not be full influencer level but he WOULD be a diva

[hodgedaughter]

jfj definitely only orders like a double espresso but then sits outside the café for five hours smoking an entire pack of vogue menthols and sneering at everyone who isn’t wearing tabis through the tiny sunglasses he insists on putting on even though it’s been full cloud cover for the last week

[withnailcel]

Why is this yellow creature literally hodgson from the terror

[hodgedaughter]

the feeling of vindication you get when the mainstream starts validly criticising a celebrity you never liked for entirely petty reasons >>>>

[nmbrs]

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

[hodgedaughter]

guys what kind of omen is it to a) get your period unusually early on the day of something important then b) get horrible wisdom tooth swelling days before the even more important follow-up to the important thing. my augury’s a little rusty

[hodgedaughter]

also if anyone tries to tell me i’m pregnant and/or dying of a jaw infection they’re getting blocked i need obsequiously positive reassurance

[hodgedaughter]

guys what kind of omen is it to a) get your period unusually early on the day of something important then b) get horrible wisdom tooth swelling days before the even more important follow-up to the important thing. my augury’s a little rusty

[night-or-blucher]

92nd Regiment of Foot ☆ Waterloo (1970)

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 1!

who has the most annoying coffee order?

Henry Le Vesconte

Henry Collins

Voting ended onMay 25

[hallyudoinchica]

Everyone knows its "King Edward McBenjo" over here~...

[hodgedaughter]

come on you all know damn well collins isn’t even ordering coffee. he’s locking himself in the lavs and doing bumps until they have to tear down the door to kick him out. idk about you guys but that sounds pretty annoying to me compared to dundy *maybe* asking for some zesty little plant milk

[knowing-my-fate]

and dundy DOESNT do coke??

[hodgedaughter]

dundy is a ketamine boy if i ever saw one. his equine features give it away instantly

[hodgedaughter]

someone made a hetalia reference on a post of a beautiful masc woman. my day, nay, my year is ruined. i want you all lined up and shot at dawn