[swtki]

yeah Tom Holland is a good spider-man

but I want Andrew Garfield to RAIL me

[pousseyluv]

[sometime-in-1995]

EP 1

EP 2

Let this saga continue Part 1 😂

[prime-tiktoks]

[faerenjun]

no thoughts, i just wanna hug him

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[justcatposts]

Kitten discovering that he has feet 

(via)

[weirdzodiacchick]

Virgos + Relationships.

What is a Virgo like in a relationship?

A Virgo is a perfectionist, they like to get the feel of someone before they dive in, they’re careful and cautious because they want the relationship to be perfect and not have their heart broken. They’re very loyal and faithful in their relationship, so when they think you’re the one they probably won’t even take a second glance at anyone else. Usually they have strong, deep emotions that are hidden deep down under. They tend to be more verbal and actions in showing love than, presents and expensive dates. And lastly, they’re so cute and humble so a compliment from a significant other (or anyone really) can go a long way. 

Traits of Virgo’s ideal partner.

LOYAL

intelligent and able to carry out a debate

flirtatious

stable 

ambitious

Best Matches for a Virgo:

Taurus

Capricorn

Scorpio

Worst Matches for a Virgo:

Aries

Aquarius

Libra

[badjokesbyjeff]

An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.”

“Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.”

The son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced!”she shouts, “I’ll take care of this!”

She calls Ireland immediately, and screams at her father, “You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Sorted! They’re coming for Christmas – and they’re paying their own way"

[lovelyhoroscopes]

Taurus Woman X Virgo Man Couple Aesthetics

[thesignsdaily]

the signs as Marvel superheroes

Aries: Wolverine

Taurus: Hulk

Gemini: Batman

Cancer: Spiderman

Leo: Iron Man

Virgo: Wonder Woman

Libra: Black Panther

Scorpio: Deadpool

Sagittarius: Black Widow

Capricorn: Captain America

Aquarius: Storm

Pisces: Jean Grey

[mayblues]

Here’s Mark Lee’s hip thrust on Loop

[royalswille]

James: Why are you like this?

Sirius: I used too much ‘No More Tears’ shampoo as a child and haven’t felt a single emotion since then.

[sarcasticslytherins]

Pansy: what's it like working with Ron, Harry, and Draco?

Hermione: image working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people

Pansy: ok

Hermione: now throw that idea out of the window

[drarrysht]

the golden trio in the three broomsticks

harry [on his 14 butterbeer]: ᶜᵒᶜᵒⁿᵘᵗˢ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵉ ᵐⁱˡᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᶠᵘʳ, ˢᵒ ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉⁿ’ᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜˡᵃˢˢⁱᶠⁱᵉᵈ ᵃˢ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡˢ?

hermione: harry, what the fuck?

ron: ʷʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵐᵃᵐᵐᵃˡ?