[savagedefectives]

patricia lockwood

[percyfraser]

IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE 2000 — dir. Wong Kar Wai

[aaronstveit]

That era has passed. Nothing that belonged to it exists anymore.

IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE 花樣年華 2000 • dir. Wong Kar-wai

[littlemisscherriepie]

A Film A Week

Wk 7: In The Mood For Love (2000) dir. Wong Kar-wai

[my-dailydreams]

[passion-of-l0vers]

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

[passion-of-l0vers]

huh. guys i feel a little funny

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[fit-loki]

[aropride]

what are you even supposed to do when your friends who are dating kiss in front of you Like do i just stand there or

[aropride]

brainstorming solutions to this

stare directly at them without blinking

(very serious intense voice) “Stop that.”

pretend to pass out so they have to pay attention to meeeee :3

(loud and high pitched, full of fear) “WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!”

start juggling (be sure to carry several balls on your person at all times in case of this)

[aropride]

[shutyourmoustache]

I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂

[shutyourmoustache]

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[plum-soup]

Okay W

[atlas-sharted]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Oh thank God a reputable profession

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[incisedwound]

Dreamt i met two little kids named Vaphny Daphny (one name) and Diplet and I said "Are you fucking serious? Those are your fucking names?" And they started crying

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[omegaversereloaded]

My favorite fucking website

[omegaversereloaded]

My low IQ idiot friend: im growing an apple tree in my backyard. Fuji - my absolute favorite. You sho...

Me, genius, visibly thinking extremely hard, not paying attention to a word he's saying: *apple tree ... apple ... worm ... worm HOLE ... apple car ... apple shaped car ... worm driving apple car*

Me, now having decided on how to respond: I wish id never met you. I wisb youd never been born

[bunjywunjy]

Shout out to that guy from Florida talking to my coworker about wanting to take his sail boat through Lake Superior in November. He was planning on a little trip and my coworker was like hey man I don't know how to tell you this but you will Actually Die

*Lake Superior, in the far distance*: yes yes yes yes yes do it yes yes

[bunjywunjy]

@ciaseeds PLEASE

[bunjywunjy]

yeah okay fair point

[bunjywunjy]

okay you people CANT just keep being funnier than me on my own post like this

[zooophagous]

Lake Superior perfect size for sailboat to put in

Inside very calm water very warm very good for sailboat. Comfort sailboat. put sailboat in lake superior

[bunjywunjy]

PUT. SAILBOAT. IN. LAKE. SUPERIOR.

[pukicho]

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[pukicho]