Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
izzy's playlists!
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@veeshadirus
one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
i aM FUCKING HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER
βat my school the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone and he said βif i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..β and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see βem and they got passed back the cop had 4β
back in Jesusβs time that wouldβve been called a miracle.
there was a guy looking for a movie called bad grandpa, itβs the jackass movie
the thing is, he didnβt speak english, so he google translated from spanish to english βiβm looking for bad grandpaβ but for some reason it translated to english saying βmy grandpa is in dangerβ and so i just had the biggest fit of anxiety ever
blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately
People who interpret "character playlist" as "playlist of songs the character would listen to" as opposed to the good and honorable "playlist that represents the character" are so alien they're chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat
friendsβ and the impact they leave when they're no longer with you
because i feel the same grief of friends not physically long gone, but metaphorically long gone and wish that one day my paper in a bottle will reach them and i will see them once more
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."
My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust Iβve ever seen in anyoneβs eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.
For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish
Some people just can't help themselves, huh
how does this even fucking happen
reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)
i need to quit so bad
Inventing a new device called a cl'amore that has "Front Towards Friends" stenciled onto it
it's 1pm at the marsh! come on down, we've got
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happy pride month
me, being oblivious: do you think Pizza likes her new hairstyle? ππ
