oh boy

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

How to Save Your Own Life, Erica Jong

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pastelroyalty]

This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

[surprisebitch]

also most considerate

[unclefather]

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[angelsaxis]

Today on Hozier liked

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mwagneto]

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

[inactive-jupiterscupid-deactiva]

[valtsv]

I have no relevant skills.

I am unpleasant to work with.

I like to cause problems.

[eatyoursupper]

hired

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

everyone interviewing for a management position

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[madamslayyy]

Gosh the amount of DETAIL they put into this

[nutongzhi]

the funniest part of katmai fat bear week is the comments on the obviously smaller bears pictures like “i’m sorry king 😔✊ we love you but your opponent is simply very fat. we still love you”

[nutongzhi]

[devillic-sphere-deactivated2021]

op?? where are grazers ears???

[hellhounde]

not op but i do have pics of grazer!!! behold her ears...

[hyrude]

[ultimatefandomtrash61-deactivat]

Don’t talk to me unless you look at the REAL NEWS:

[postimpression]

it's Holly, bitches

[gaynehollander]

today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations

[candlesnclockwork]

[shitsuren-chama]

u could have told me thede were real John Mulaney tweets and i would have believed every word

[tlirsgender]

Sensory overload feels like content aware scaling

[tlirsgender]

Me at the grocery store

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]