Waiting For Green bananas To Turn Yellow.

Krish. LND. 21. Undergrad.

[jackisreallycool]

[trailerparkburgerslut]

Me in job interviews

[big-brother-who]

[big-brother-hater]

remember when nerd king scottie chose the hide and go veto as an opportunity to fuck up jc’s things and pour milk on them.

[brookecamhi]

so cbs cancels the actual big brother us that delivers every year but keeps the trash-ass summer version

[queernigga]

lmaoooo

[overpricedvodka]

The US pretending to bring democracy to other countries is so funny when we vote on a non-holiday workday where people can wait up to six hours for a machine that may record their vote incorrectly to defeat a minority party that controls all three branches of government.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

courage was named courage even though he was cowardly bc he still did what he had to do despite being scared and that’s true courage

[jonathanlapaglia]

“so that stinging sensation you feel in your eyes right now? thats the natalie napalm. get off my island.

by the way. your skin is gorgeous, darling.”

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me to Me: …you don’t have to jerk off just cause you’re bored!

Me Back at Me:

[jakegyllenhaal]

[medievalspinster]

[1dietcokeinacan]

MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tariqah]

She’s been on

[proto-homo]

me: I really don’t get Ryan Murphy’s artistic approach to AHS. All of the seasons just start to fall apart after a certain point and the plot’s riddled with so many holes you’d think someone went at it with a sub machine gun. I really can’t keep subjecting myself to it.

me the second any witch shit starts happening:

[cykelops]

funko pop has given me the strongest reaction image

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

[proboscismonkey]

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[inessaarmands-deactivated202207]

“because i’m literally a communist.” —a mood for literally everyday, but especially this morning after ash sarkar roasted piers morgan alive on national television

[highkeygay]

DRAG HIM