INSPIREMENT

I am a nerd who likes lots of stuff, and makes more. I make Wizard Rock under the name Ravenrock (ravenrock.tumblr.com) and I like art and nerdism, preferrably combined. I like to make stuff. I'll probably start to make gifs too now.

[midnightssea]

Has anyone else been the designated Harry Potter Friend™ in various groups of people……like whenever Harry Potter is mentioned, everyone looks at you because they Know

[hoggy-and-warty]

an accurate summary of the cursed child

harry: albus, no

albus: albus yes

scorpius: ALBUS, NO

albus: ALBUS YES

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[ginge-r]

[enjoithefall-blog]

Is your mind blown yet?

[hoggy-and-warty]

And this is exactly the reason I call anyone who don#t believe in intelligent life on other planets a fuckin' idiot. Not sayin' that they've been here. Not sayin' that we'll ever meet them, but they're out there. Probably billions of them. There is probably a star system that has evolved more than one species of intelligent life who have developed space travel and they were probably really excited to find each other.

[hoggy-and-warty]

My new sounds:

[hoggy-and-warty]

My new sounds:

[hoggy-and-warty]

My new sounds:

[theartofnotwriting-deactivated2]

The people over at the Alohomora podcast were kind enough to have me as a guest this week! So if you want to geek out over some Order of the Phoenix (and listen to me, Michael, Kristen, and Kat geek out as well), listen at the link.

We discuss patronuses, Umbridge, and poor, poor Dawlish, among other things.

Galloping Gargoyles indeed.

[mickisketch]

James and Lily having a snogfest, because kissing is fun! 

[themovieguy1194-deactivated2015]

[team-hiddleston]

[hoggy-and-warty]

Omg seriously all of these can't be official can they? :O

[jjonghyun]

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

[railarey]

I can’t believe I understood all those words

[deceasedpool]

oh my god

[the-inspired-lesbian]

this is so legit

[bae-squad-is-life]

there’s only one real word in that sentence.

[hoggy-and-warty]

Is "as" a Supernatural specific one because I don't know that. I mostly read HP fics :P

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[hoggy-and-warty]

"Fuck you" Yes please.

[mythal]

[dream-piper]

My Favorite Disney Princess

[actionkiddy]

And this is why she isn’t in the princess lineup…she’s too violent…and by violent I mean awesome.

[hoggy-and-warty]

What I want to know is from where the hell she pulled that knife! In the second gif you see her from the right, and she obviously pulls it from somewhere to her right, but where is it? Have she stuffed it in her underwear or something?

[perhapsarat]

i drew the first 2 chapters of the philosopher’s stone because i’ve lost control of my life

[perhapsarat]

also if anyone has a chapter they want me to draw feel free to ask!!

[hoggy-and-warty]

ALL OF THEM!

[neutroisenjolras-moved-deactiva]

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

[hoggy-and-warty]

I identify with this so much! Only days or months would be months or years...

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

Things being heterosexual means

Attracted to the opposite sex

Things being heterosexual doesn’t mean

Evil

Bigoted

Rude

Hateful

Close minded

Superficial

Homophobic

[bodylikeabattleaxe]

oh my god a straight person’s feelings were actually hurt enough to make this aaahahahahahahah

poor straight people

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

Except I’m not straight

[hoggy-and-warty]

Things being homosexual means

Attracted to the same sex

Things being homosexual doesn’t mean

Evil

Bigoted

Rude

Hateful

Close minded

Superficial

heterophobic

[be-fearless-brave-and-kind]

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave. 2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave. 3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave. 4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave. 5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave. 6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave. 7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

Love this so much

(via manderzzzz17)