Just a small town girl from Narnia @awezumee - Tumblr Blog

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

jedavu

buchichu

violeteyedmedium

I would walk 500 miles

And I would walk 500 more

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to catch a bulbasaur

inthenameofsephiroth

clientsfromhell

So fancy

I work at a place that makes stickers, either from pre-made designs on our store, or custom ones. A couple comes in looking for some lettering. Client: We were looking to have some stickers designed.

Me: I can do that for you. What are you after?

Client: We want some word stickers. We found a font we liked we want you to use.

Me: Great. What’s the font?

Client: It was the fancy one.

Me: I’m sorry, the fancy one?

Client: Yes.

Me: That’s not much to go on. Do you remember the name of the font?

Client: No.

Me: Could I show you some fonts to pick out something else you’d like?

Client: No, we want the fancy one.

Me: …I don’t think I can help you.

Client: (angry) Well we’ll find someone who KNOWS what they’re doing.

They left in a huff.

I’m okay with that.

idk-kun

my experience with pokemon go so far

thatsthat24

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

the-haven-of-fiction

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being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target

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Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly

mcdyke-deactivated20171112

hmm yes being a target of abuse is equivalent to thinking you’re ugly

fempoli

this is literally it. male idea of oppression is women not being sexually available to them when they want them to be. that’s why whiny internet men cry so much about the friend zone. this is literally it for them.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

awfully relevant.