Clockworkfangiirl ~

Alice, 23, Sweden.

[7yearsofdele]

Sam is so smiley and happy.

The UK might not deserve this, but he does.

SO SECOND IT IS LET’S GO

[mayfriend]

“If you’re just joining us, that is real. It’s not a computer glitch, we really are at the top of the leaderboard.”

— Graham Norton, summing up my feelings on our position right now

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

"Have fun and don't get too close to the tables" PLEASE I'M DYING THE SHADE OF IT ALL LMAO

[noah-wyles]

poor keith

[burningblake]

good for ukraine, I just wish it was last year's song

[teawatchesesc]

mika’s suits can be brown, blue, violet sky, hurtful, purple, anything you like, green, mean, everyth

[bucky-barnes-diaries]

Me checking the Eurovision tag on Tumblr when all the boring songs come on

[secondbeatsongs]

anyway here’s a clip of the entire Eurovision crowd screaming “pussy!” at the top of their lungs

[bebx]

tw: self harm

Amber Heard and her legal team played an audiotape of Johnny Depp expressing his desire to harm himself in the courtroom today, which caused Johnny to break down and cry on the stand. And while that’s sickening, here are some of the things I noticed from this:

Instead of helping him get the help he needed, she chose to record him when he was at his lowest point.

Her team did not ask a single question about the audiotape after they played it. They literally only made Johnny relive that moment of his life, left him crying on the stand knowing he legally cannot talk about it to anybody for 3 whole days.

The audiotape was about Johnny wanting to harm himself. Not her.

There was NO other reason for them to play that audiotape except their wanting to break him down, knowing they’ve screwed up. That’s a very low move even for AH. She’s still publicly abusing and gaslighting him. And you want me to believe she’s the victim????

[spidey-d00d]

I will actually fist fight whoever says they side with amber heard, like genuinely

[bramst]

johnny depp winning his case would actually be a win for feminism, some of you are just too delusional to accept that.

[kronoswheel-deactivated20230517]

Some "feminist" girls that I know are saying that we shouldn't defend Johnny (like he doesn't needs our help) because he is a man and the system benefits him... and that's the stupidest thing I've ever read, it's precisely because of the misogynistic system that he wasn't immediately treated as a victim because men who are victims of abuse "doesn't exist" or are seen as weak :/

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Warner Bros. is really reaping what they’ve sowed.

First they fired Johnny Depp from Fantastic Beasts and replaced him. Only for it to bomb hard in the theaters.

They kept Amber Heard in Aqua Man 2, only for people to boycott. And we all know it’s gonna bomb too.

They fired Ray Fisher for speaking out against Joss Whedon and against the racist treatment. Now they’re stuck with Ezra Miller, who’s been arrested twice already for literally assaulting people. Now the Flash movie has been postponed and I doubt anyone has an urge to see it.

They’re gonna go down as a studio who punished and fired two victims, while supporting a literal abuser and a violent felon.

They’ve got no one to blame but themselves.

[bebx]

I’m a woman. I believe Johnny Depp and I proudly stand with him.

Because real feminism is stand with him, an actual victim, and hold his female abuser accountable for the harms she’s caused to every victim of domestic violence, as well as SA.

[catchymemes]

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

[jaylacucu]

“I didn’t know.”

“You shouldn’t have to know,”

[radmenace]

yes to all this because workers can be educated and intelligent, but also, even if workers are formally uneducated or dont know big words that doesnt mean they arent equally deserving of respect

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Zookeepers bust their asses shoveling shit and feeding apex predators so you can stare at an elephant without flying to Asia or Africa.

Fast food workers bust their asses surrounded by hot ovens and boiling oil so you can get food quickly without having to make it yourself or even learn how.

Janitors bust their asses cleaning up the most vile things humans can do to a public room so you don’t have to tiptoe around human waste everywhere you go.

Mail carriers bust their asses going door to door in near-fatal heat/cold and have to deal with the possibility of getting attacked by your poorly-trained pets so you don’t have to drive to the post office every single day.

Warehouse workers bust their asses making sure YOUR latest Amazon crap doesn’t just disappear into thin air.

And retail workers bust their asses coddling and picking up after you like your parents because none of you know how to read a price tag or stop deliberately miss-shelving things you never wanted.

But sure, go ahead and act like you wouldn’t be dead in a week without these people.

[memeuplift]

[qpt32]

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