we never go out of style

hokulani kawena daughter of nani and david. gryffindor fourth year. member of kirsi and the comets.

[hokulanikawena]

wyattslim‌:

What are you talking about? Chins are always cute! Would you really not be seen with somebody because they looked fat and happy? Because it sounds to me like anyone who would hate on somebody just for being well fed is the problem here, not me. Eating good food and making sure your stomach is never empty is the best care of yourself you can take, silly!

Um... yes? Why would you want extra chins when you were born with one, it’s like, a sign that you don’t know how to control yourself enough to stay cute! If you’re getting fat you’re not eating good food, though, like, you’re probably eating bad food? You have to eat healthy stuff! Like, if you get hungry eat a carrot or something.

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TEXT ✉️✿ LOKU

Lev: Excuse me, my head hair is perfectly soft enough! Or at least I think so lol. I WISH I had a hairy face, so far it's just very light stubble city for me. And boys aren't giants! I'm well below the height of a ceiling. And plenty of guys play instruments sooooooo, I don't know, I think you're underestimating my gender lol.

Hoku: Really? Can I like, touch it sometime? Boy hair just seems brittle or whatevs but maybe it's all the hair gel. Ew no, hairy faces are BAD, I wasn't saying that like a good thing! You probably make people all itchy when you kiss them if you have a beard! And ugh, neck bears especially are nastastic. Yeah, instruments for bigger fingers! Ukuleles are for small hands.

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text ✉# hozzy

Dizzy: Oh, those are so cute! I love all of those songs you just named tbh, except maybe Out of the Woods, it's so repetitive lol. And what? Is that one of Ariana's new songs? I've never wanted that exactly but if I did it wouldn't be because I was BORED, what kind of meanie wants that???

Hoku: LOL idk if I'd call Bad Blood cute. Totally savage, though. I can't believe Katy Perry didn't like, crawl in a hole and die after it. Um... Ari? Lol but she's Ariana Grande so like, she can do whatever she wants!

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TEXT ✉️$ CASKU

Casper: i don't close my door either, you gonna go snooping to see what kind of underwear i got? because that's kinda just what it sounds like now.

Hoku: No? I don't share a house with you and even if I did I like, can't get up into the boy's dorms, can I? Omg why, do you want me to see your underwear?

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text ✉️ø roku

Ruby: Oh yeah! Or truth or dare? I'm up for any of them!

Hoku: Oh, I'm super bad at dares so I hope you pick truth a lot! But okay, truth or dare? Let's do it.

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TEXT ✉️@ KIRKU

Kirsi: Well stitch is an alien, but I still don't think he STARTED in a spaceship and movies tell you they come from birds to avoid the truth but still have new babies in them. Yes, that movie isn't a lie, so much as just fictional! Okay great! You have a lot to learn. 😨

Hoku: But space ships look kind of like eggs and birds hatch in eggs and so do babies so it made sense? If it's all a lie then like, why does EVERYONE talk about the Stork instead of having different lies? It seems so weird.

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jungledudejake‌:

Huh, gotcha, I’ll have to use that word one day. Sometimes I go swimming in the lake in the winter just for fun, cos I wanna be like a polar bear! Or a seal, or something like that. But, I’m not as blubbery as them… which means I get real cold.

Yeah! Words get so boring like, we’ve totes got to spice them up sometimes. But you’re like... not a polar bear or a seal. Just sneak into the Prefect’s bathroom or something, I’ve heard their tub is mega big, you could probs swim in there and not like, almost die.

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text ✉# hozzy

Dizzy: Oooh, which ones were on that one again? I don't really remember things by album name lol. I want to like Ariana Grande but she makes it so hard! I don't have three exes who taught me love, patience, and pain! I don't have seven rings for all my b*tches!

Hoku: That one's like, Shake It Off and Blank Space and New Romantics and Wildest Dreams and Bad Blood and Out of the Woods and Style and WHEW, I think those were all the singles? Have you ever wanted someone to break up with their girlfriend because you're bored at least?

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TEXT ✉️✿ LOKU

Lev: Thaaat seems like a weird conversation topic lol is that really what you think the best part of being a guy would be?

Hoku: Um... probs? You have fairy haces and your head hair isn't soft and fun to play with and you're like, too tall and might hit ceilings and your fingers are big so playing the electric ukulele would be hard? So ya I totes stand by the peeing standing up thing!

[hokulanikawena]

jungledudejake‌:

I mean, the flu wouldn’t kill me, so it’s not life or death really. What does nastastic mean? I’ve never heard of that word before. Huh? Uh, I dunno. Normal stuff, like… a jaguar beating me up or failing an exam or accidentally getting stuck under the ice when I go swimming.

Nasty...? Things like fantastic and bombastic and elastic get such a fun ending, I was trying to share the love! Um... the only one of those that seems like, relatable at all is failing an exam. Why would you swim in water that cold that it could freeze above your head in like, a second? I’m so confused.

[hokulanikawena]

wyattslim‌:

Close enough is my motto! And yeah, we’re not supposed to be happy when we hurt people’s feelings but that doesn’t mean that it doesn’t take talent. And why do you say that like it’s a bad thing? I’d love to be fat! That means I’d be happy and full and it would be the farthest cry from how I was on the Isle, you know? Never going hungry again sounds like the happiest ever after of all to me.

I don’t know, because then you have lots of extra chins in pictures and it’s not cute and people like, don’t want to be seen with you and stuff? I mean, not everyone but like, it makes it seem like you kind of take bad care of yourself and don’t share.

[hokulanikawena]

text ✉️ø roku

Ruby: I don't blame you! There's so much to do here always, homework kind of tends to get shoved to the side lol

Ruby: I spy? 20 Questions? Any game really!

Hoku: Right? It's like, the least fun part of Hogwarts!

Hoku: I Spy would be super hard unless I like, Flooed my head into wherever you are so let's do 20 Q's! Or like, Never Have I ever or Bed Wed Behead could work too!

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TEXT ✉️$ CASKU

Casper: i have one too, doesn't mean i know what his underwear looks like

Hoku: My dad like doesn't always close the door to the closet and they're just on top of his laundry basket! Or I see my mom carrying clean laundry back to their room, idk! It's not like, weird! tighty whities happen to old guys on TV all the time too, it's like a thing!

[hokulanikawena]

text ✉# hozzy

Dizzy: I guess! I like relatable songs though, I love the idea that a super mega celebrity could feel just like me! That's why I liked Taylor Swift's old stuff before it became about, you know, being mega famous and having famous exes and being too famous to date.

Hoku: My fave T-Swizzle album is 1989! I thought it was like, poppy and fun but it wasn't as like 'omg i'm a snake hiss hiss motherfucker!' as reputation is! So does that mean you think Ariana Grande is like, sucky now? Because now you have to date a Malcolm and a Sean and a Pete and a Ricky if you want 'thank u, next' to be relatable!

[hokulanikawena]

TEXT ✉️✿ LOKU

Lev: If being a girl is important to you, then a girl you shall stay lol! I guess I just never realized people thought about it like that. I personally relate to or want to be characters regardless of whether our genders match or not but that might just be me.

Hoku: IDK, I mean I guess all girls have like wondered what it would be like to be a boy? Peeing standing up seems like, super convenient. And is it true you guys don't even use toilet paper, you just like, shake it off and go?

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jungledudejake‌:

I mean, I’ve drunk Pepper-Up Potions a lot during flu season, so it’s probably the same? Haha, I’m not brave at all, I don’t think I’d be a very good Gryffindor. I’m just not scared of stuff that loads of people are.

That’s like medicine though and you have to take it or you’re going to die, so does that even count? Also I thought most people swallow it because it’s like, nastastic? Idk, I don’t get sick a lot, it’s not really my thing. So... like, what are you scared of instead, then?

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wyattslim‌:

I’ll just think of acoustic as thunder music and electric as lightning music then and call it a day! I don’t need to know exactly how it works to think it’s cool. And there’s no such thing as ‘bad things’, not really! Someone being good at being mean or good at eating is still impressive if you ask me! Like, I wanna be the best at eating too much!

That totes works! I mean, drums are more thunder than guitar but like, whatevs, it’s close enough. I mean, being good at being mean totes hurts other people’s feelings, and we’re not supposed to be happy when we do that even if some people are super satisfized when they do it. And um... are you sure? Because eating a lot makes people think you’re like, kinda fat?