jumbo size spicy big dad

jackson, answers to jax and jackieboy; male; old; texasstuck cross-genre sociopath cronus: aamporas sollux: norikotakayas eridan: aquariantides

[wryyda]

disco-garudyne:

when people say that Part 3 Dio has a nice body

u gotta remember

Dio ain’t got a body

those aren’t his abs of steel

Dio was a lanky ass bitch ass white english boy 

So you better be saying that Jonathan has a nice body 

[bifurcatedprince]

Possession is nine tenths of the law, baby

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[ackles-wants-snackles-with-cas]

Queueing this for next year

[crodirks]

CRONUS: nah, but i mean… it could be you, doll.

[bifurcatedprince]

MEENAH: the only thing hes seeing is himself

MEENAH: in the mirror

MEENAH: cause no one else wants to look at him

#that was weak #even for you #the only thing that sucks about being dead is you can’t tell i’m rolling my eyes

[crodirks]

CRONUS: vwhale you’re hookin at me right nowv, babe. glub at me. blowv me a kiss. or just skip the formalities and blowv me.

[bifurcatedprince]

MEENAH: the only way youre getting blown is away MEENAH: its the only kind of bang youre ever going to get, ampora MEENAH: might as well appreciate it

[bifurcatedprince]

Have some Meenah snapchat spam.

[bifurcatedprince]

Going to my mooooooom’s

[cuntlyff]

ME.

[holafuckboy]

sorry ive been so quiet over here

whoops.

[gothic1997]

deck the halls

[in-avada-kedavra-baby-deactivat]

Salacious Crumb dons his ugliest sweater for the Star Wars holiday cards

[holafuckboy]

Salacious Crumb is my spirit animal.

[badasstille]

WHO DID THIS

[babygoatsandfriends]

Wtf

[bifurcatedprince]

Downstairs goods anon here. A+, boner achieved, we have liftoff haha

XD you’re welcome good sir or madameThank you for flying Lalonde Bone-Air.

[bifurcatedprince]

I should never be allowed to be Mituna.

[holafuckboy]

I accidentally human nepeta'd???

[holafuckboy]

Beaches be cray. (Also freckles)

[holafuckboy]

Human Aranea today.

[holafuckboy]

[boguskudos]

If you ever see me freeze in public, I’m probably trying to figure out what song is playing