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[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[warcrimesimulator]

[larimar]

Rest in peace Sam 🕊️ 1947-2026

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[dreamedaboutitinthedark]

reblogging is sexy

reblogging fics you finished is sexy

reblogging for your tbr is sexy

empty reblogging is lowkey sexy

annotation reblogging is super sexy

reblogging reblogs with comments of your post is sexy

reblogging is Tumblr culture

if you reblog, you are sexy

edit: it’s super sexy if you reblog the posts you literally asked the author to tag you in

[foxes-in-love]

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[torstherapy]

[aletheyass]

always remember that adhesive labels can sense your fear and hesitation when you are removing them

[beardedmrbean]

One more in the W column for Japan.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

C-3PO: Do you always have to attack me with your words? R2-D2: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[sherbertilluminated]

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

[thearrogantemu]

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

[theoppositeofprofound]

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

[goblinindenial]

Ah feel 'sif an Odyssian task is basically a poor sod mid ADHD

[haarlow]

A Pandorean task - just the act of starting it unleashes all manner of disasters.

[cyranope]

damoclean task: the thing you've been putting off long enough that it becomes a constantly hanging doom over your head

pyrrhic task: you can get it done but it's going to cost you

medean task: you can get it done and you don't care what it costs you

dionysian task: task that might not be -better- if you do it drunk, but -will- definitely be more fun

hegelochic task: it was a simple job, but your name will be recorded in the annals of history for how impressively you fucked it up

task of theseus: a project for which the parameters have changed so many times that you're not sure it IS still the same task

gordian task: ok technically there Is a Right Way to do this but it's going to be fiddly and awful and take forever and what if. what if you just said fuck it. and started slicing

[silverlullabies]

trojan task: a task that looks like an Easy Win, but the second you accept it, forty hidden problems appear

sphinxian task: a task where no one will tell you what they actually want, but you will still be punished for not guessing correctly

atlasian task: a task where everyone agrees it is impossibly heavy and unfair, but somehow that does not stop them from handing it to you

persephonean task: a task that was supposed to be temporary, but now you have accidentally become (seasonally) responsible for it forever

narcissean task: a task that would be easy if the person in charge could stop admiring their own terrible ideas for one freakin second

[clodoveah]

Say what you want about Maul, at least he’s awkwardly honest to his prospective apprentices.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[bunny7567]

i'm Wrecker here