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[largishcat]

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

[beskarprincessjenny]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[bonesbunns]

This letter 9-year-old-me wrote to the avatar the last airbender team rules

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]

[unspeakablearchives]

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[spaceshiporion]

...Can I add this

[dailycatsblog]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[angryirene]

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU CAN PRINT A PAGE

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU CAN PRINT BOTH SIDES

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU CAN DO THAT PRINT JOB

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU KNOW HOW TO CONNECT TO THE COMPUTER

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU KNOW WHAT INK IS

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU KNOW HOW TO PRINT IN COLOR

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU KNOW HOW TO CHECK YOUR INK LEVELS

YOU ARE A REGULAR PRINTER

YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO PRINT THINGS

[sandersstudies]

I think it’s actually essential as elective GLP1 companies continue to glamorize malnourishment that I never shut up about being a girl who eats and loves food and enjoys food and enjoys being FULL and satisfied and satiated

I am a human being who enjoys carbs and sugars and grease and fat and salt and big portions because my prehistoric ancestors LIVED by it and put those cravings into my genes

[sandersstudies]

Went out and got the most DELECTABLE flautas today my friends. Everyone (but ESPECIALLY girls, women, and fems) tell me your most recent incredible food experience, or a food experience you are looking forward to.

[what-the-dickens]

On saturday I got shiitake mushrooms for the first time from the farmer's market and OH MY LANDS they tasted like butter when they were still raw (even better once I fried them up obviously)

Ixve been rediscovering how much I enjoy "healthy" foods when they're actually high quality. Like I didn't eat eggs for months until I got the pasture raised eggs and then I used up the dozen within the week

[marian-devotee]

My uncle made carne asada out on the grill this weekend and I went home with leftovers and made carne asada fries for lunch today 🤤 pickled onions, fresh jalapeños, Oaxaca and queso fresco cheeses, homemade guacamole and salsa 😋😋😋😋😋 It was sooooooo good

[margindoodles2407]

Aw man I fried myself an egg for breakfast this morning (my treat for myself after bravely getting four shots at the doctor's and not even crying about it) and not only did I fry myself an egg, I fried myself TWO eggs, cooked to perfection in bacon grease and butter, with generous amounts of salt and pepper and herbs. I love to eat food that is good and also good for you. It is quite excellent actually :D

[theriu]

I'm trying to cook more recipes while on a Mediterranean Diet because my feeble efforts were quite bland and boring. I made some pesto shrimp in the air fryer, then I cooked up a bag of frozen stir fry mix with stir fry sauce and tossed the shrimp in and ohhhh it was so much tastier than what I'd been eating!!! IDK if the soy sauce was technically correct for the Mediterranean Diet but I refuse to be so strict that I make myself miserable, it's still much healthier than I HAVE been eating!

[featherquilt1988]

I had mashed boiled eggs and cold fresh mashed avocado and fried chicken chopped up on a salad with spicy ranch dressing and it was DELIGHTFUL

[holamor]

Oof, I’ve been making a mean garlic butter and I had to restock the fridge for my mom’s birthday.

Took a handful of cloves, mashed ‘em in a mortar and pestle, added about two sticks of butter, seasoned as I went with a medley of spices—measure with your heart and taste as you go!

Then I basted some smashed potatoes with it and toasted some garlic bread while I cooked up some black garlic marinated steak chunks, asparagus, and broccolini. Made a side of Caesar salad.

Not to toot my own horn, but that was a delicious birthday dinner.

[targetedknowledge]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Animals: a guide

[queer-as-city-folk]

One side has monkeys and tigers and elephants and capybaras, the other? Squirrels and deer

[queer-as-city-folk]

I forgot Bison and Sea Otters

[salekinj]

Have you seen a moose, megafauna are cool.

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I DO NOT!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I am sorry

[captainlordauditor]

I live in the US and one of the things that really reframed the way I think about animals was when someone I knew in Brazil posted a picture of a marmoset hanging out outside their window and I realized that monkeys were to them what squirrels are to me. Recently a friend in Hungary sent a picture they took at the zoo of a raccoon and it was like my worldview was being shifted all over again because what was to me the mildly annoying, somewhat cute, critter that makes weird noises behind my house at night was a wonder to someone else. They have little hands and bandit masks. They wash their little hands. How is that NOT a wonder? All animals are cool I’m just used to raccoons.

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mysticblondex]

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience