We hold sex in this house.

[holdasex]

i hope i pass the wet town exam

[holdasex]

we love a good taco ball

[holdasex]

*new yorker voice* BOOBIES, GET YA FREE BOOBIES HERE!

[holdasex]

this is my senpai

[martyrix]

Huh. @one-shall-fall

[holdasex]

😔✊

[martyrix]

@forgedcold​

[warlordratchet-moved-deactivate]

@one-shall-fall said furry rights. in yiff we trust 😔👊

[holdasex]

ANGER

[forgedcold]

holdasex‌:

i would like to sign up for the “get my head crushed between megatron’s thighs” game please

[holdasex]

congratulations @forgedcold​ u are no longer the only one to make this typo

@oneshallstand​ reign supreme

[forgedcold]

no. ur gift is me. me and my love. ♡

« I’m thrilled. »

[holdasex]

spot the difference!

[holdasex]

@martyrix replied to your post: I will not be trifled with Optimus Prime.

wow thats a little hot

Too hot for you Daddy.

[holdasex]

oneshallstand‌:

holdasex replied to your post: U DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT MY GIFT IS PRIME, YOU’RE SO…

NO YOU DON’T GET IT ANYMORE I GAVE IT AWAY

Thank goodness.

bitch

[holdasex]

I will not be trifled with Optimus Prime.

[holdasex]

martyrix‌:

@holdasex fragile little ego you got there huh

[holdasex]

@martyrix started following you

NO!!!

[holdasex]

me when i panic and am too shy to talk to someone: i’ll just go on a different blog to say stupid shit!!!

[holdasex]

since i’m here.