Colden Haulfield

tumblr for godsake, its full of phonies but I don't give a damn.

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i be like

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commas in the right places..

Stradlater get gud at english!?!?!?!

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viola gang

i think the viola is a better instrument than the violin 

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this is a parody account that i won’t maintain for long but sure please like and follow, it will disappear soon .

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Some of y’all have never been kicked out of boarding school and then proceeded to ask your taxi driver where the ducks go in the winter when the pond in Central Park freezes over and it shows

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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has

no joke

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flowers 💐 for dead ppl

Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.

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piano 🎹 bois

If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet

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life is wrong

People are always ruining things for you.

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they are on to me

I ordered a scotch and a soda but the son of a bitch wouldnt bring you one.

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hard pills to swallow

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

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SHIT

I left the goddam foils on the subway

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you can buy these boys for 10$ a night, 5 for 2 hours

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“I felt so damn happy all of a sudden, the way old Phoebe kept going around and around. I was damn near bawling, I felt so damn happy, if you want to know the truth. I don’t know why. It was just that she looked so damn nice, the way she kept going around and around, in her blue coat and all. God, I wish you could’ve been there.” 

- Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

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Yes, that’s exactly what I had in my head when I read The Catcher in the Rye.

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