Holden Smythe

Holden Smythe here. I like animals, but mostly dogs. I also like acting, singing, and dancing. I also really like brownies, without weed.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charlotte–bberry:

Well fine then, I tried.

But if you really want to, I won’t stop you.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

blaine-blazergames:

Think it would be best if you got some healthy food in your body don’t you think?

I had Subway the other day, Subway is healthy.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charliexwilde:

You’ll just have to make sure you can actually cook good food or the ramen might be a better choice.

It sounds like you don’t have much faith in me.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

lordbastian:

You act like me being mean is something brand new.

I just don’t understand why you are so mean.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

marvelousmariana:

Uh, I get full on a few bites honestly but sure (:

Yay! I can’t wait!

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

marvelousmariana:

Ever been to Andre’s Restaurant? Best pizza and pasta ever

No I haven’t. Can we get both pizza and pasta, because I’m literally starving.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charlotte–bberry:

Well why did you do that for? I can help you find a girl, if you want me too. 

I don’t know I was bored. No, you don’t need to do that.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

lordbastian:

Insult of the year, ladies and gays. God, who slipped something in your coffee this morning? 

You’re annoying. No one, I just want to know why you are being so mean to me.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

marvelousmariana:

Let’s go then (:

Okay where are you taking me?

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charlotte–bberry:

I thought you had the money to buy more then just mac and cheese and ramen. Go buy some real food, or find a girl to cook you dinner.

I wasted it all on movie tickets, and Starbucks. I’m not good at finding girls.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charliexwilde:

If you come to the room where we have the cooking club then you’ll probably end up with way more food than you can eat.

I might just join the cooking club.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

lordbastian:

Quit bitching and suck it the fuck up, Holden. I’d offer to buy you something but I don’t do semi-nice shit like that for just anyone.

You’re a rude butt head. Just anyone? I’m just anyone? I am your brother! I am not just anyone!

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

marvelousmariana:

Do you like pasta? I can take you for some if you promise not to be mean to the waitress

Oh my god yes. I promise I won’t be mean to anyone.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

charlotte–bberry:

But mac and cheese is good! Suck it up Holden, welcome to the college life.

Not when you have been eating it for a month. I know it’s college, but where’s the real food?

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

I have been living off Ramen Noodles, and mac and cheese for the past week send real food please.

[ffsbrads]

For those who fawn over me from far away, Halle Fabray has finally done you the pleasure of gracing this place with my rockin’ looks and outstanding personality because let’s be real, ain’t nothin’ better than a hot, class A bitch who doesn’t give a fuck. Except I like to take my breaks from being an ass here and there, but that’s about as rare as unicorns. I talk a lot of shit because what the hell is the point of a filter? You can take it personally or not. You’ve basically gotta love me or hate me, there’s no inbetween, your choice. For those who knows me, wassup homies?

[ffsbrads]

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

Okay Heather Chandler, or would you prefer Regina George?

[scarlettxmason]

Then I don’t feel as bad for considering it.

[holdennotcaulfeildsmythe]

Good, you shouldn’t feel bad anyways.