deathly dangerous

"i helped him ask her out tonight. i sat and watched the entire thing as it happened. he told me that he's going to sleep well thinking about her, and now i wont be able to sleep at all knowing he wont be thinking about me. "

[bronweathanharthad-moved]

tropes that will always f*ck me up

composed characters losing their composure

kind characters snapping

characters hugging each other after one or both of them have been through hell

character cradling their significant other’s face while they kiss

character says something hurtful. later on in the movie they are in a similar situation and say something kind instead.

self sacrifice

griefstricken women (who under normal circumstances wouldn’t hurt a fly) lashing out and striking the person responsible for the loss of their loved one

ugly crying

characters struggling to talk because they’re about to cry

characters reuniting with someone whom they thought were dead

FOREHEAD KISSES

F O R E H E A D     T O U C H E S

[vampiricallyinclined]

Festive Prompt List

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

[crazycookiemaniac]

Just take this and don’t ask any questions.

part 7

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part 1 | part 2 |  part 3  | part 4 | part 5

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[nyangalore]

[htxtrinh]

@catrightsactivist

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

he’s free

[faesoteric]

I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.

[lolsomeone-actually]

I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah

[evilangel84-deactivated20200721]

Me avoiding my responsibilities

[constant-nxthing]

““You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first” Bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you Oh god, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.”

— My thoughts before I go to sleep.

[thepersonalquotes]

[a-cure-for-writers-block]

#100 Dialogue Prompts- Angst Edition

“This will be the last time you lie to me.”

“You know it’s not like that.”

“How could you think this wouldn’t hurt me?”

“You’re never going to be the same after this.”

“I just think it’d be best if we never met.”

“I can’t believe you would even think to leave me like this.”

“You never loved me, did you?”

“It didn’t have to be like this, but now you’ve ruined everything.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“If you had have kept your mouth shut, then he’d still- he’d still be here!”

“What did you want once this was all through? Tell me!”

“Now I have to deal with the consequences of your actions. Thanks, it means a lot.”

“You could’ve- could’ve stayed. You could’ve helped me fix things.”

“I knew she’d never change, she was too stubborn, too similar to me.”

“This isn’t going to be fixed. You’ve ruined this for good now.”

“I hope I’m not put in the same part of hell as you.”

“When did you think you could hurt me again? Today? Tomorrow?”

“You’re back in my life and I want to die again.”

“You only ever brought me pain and I’m sick of it.”

“I hope you got what you wanted.”

“You made me miserable and I still loved you.”

“When you die, I’ll be the first to dance on your grave.”

“Don’t underestimate me, I have more power than you can even comprehend.”

“If only you knew what you’d brought upon yourself.”

“We’re never going to have a happy ending, just remember that.”

“Everytime something goes well, I momentarily forget how much I despise you.”

“Don’t pretend like you’re not happy to see me like this.”

“There is nothing worse than seeing you get what you want.”

“Your mind must be a horrible place.”

“You can cut me, bruise me and skin me alive, but you will not take her from me.”

“How is it that we always end up in this predicament?”

“I want to wipe that grin of your face with my sword, but my mother taught me to play nicely.”

“Did anyone ever tell you how pathetic you are? It’s incredible how low my standards are for you.”

“Ah, well if you want them back alive, I suggest you lay down your own life.”

“Don’t be ‘smart’. The battlefield is no place for Math Scholars.”

“You shouldn’t have come. You can’t be-”

“Stop talking or tomorrow won’t come.”

“Hand me the gun and I’ll kill him myself.”

“I shouldn’t care for your life, but I’m starting to and it’s becoming an inconvenience.”

“If you live to see her, please send my best regards and this box of her father’s ashes.”

“It would’ve been nice to get to know you better, but I’m afraid I don’t care.”

“I can’t help but think you’re a terrible person.”

“Seeing your face has unconventionally made me want to die. I wasn’t quite prepared for this feeling.”

“You could have loved me, I’m quite good at seducing, but you’re actually vile.”

“I hope I see you in a bodybag sometime.”

“Let’s pretend you didn’t cheat on me with my sister and be good people for a few minutes.”

“We should probably stop talking forever.”

“If I hated you anymore, I think I’d probably be crowned as satan’s right-hand man.”

“To say I ‘tolerate you’ is a vast overstatement.”

“You broke her heart and came back for more, you bastard.”

“This isn’t fifth grade, this is a courtroom, you whore.”

“I think you’d be the perfect match for my ex-husband. He loved to sleep with multiple people.”

“I’m not coming home, don’t look for me.”

“Time was always a measurement of this relationship and we finally ran out.”

“Please don’t look at me with such hatred.”

“I could’ve died and you couldn’t have cared less.”

“Just get out. I- I don’t want you hear, just leave.”

“You’re not the same person I married, don’t tell me I’m wrong.”

“I wish you wouldn’t beg for forgiveness, it has the opposite effect of what you want.”

“Don’t hate me for this. You would’ve done the same.”

“This could’ve been the end and you were ready to let me go.”

“You should’ve left me, you could never deserve the person I’ve become.”

“Hate me all you want. I know I’m right.”

“Today you broke my arm, I hope tomorrow it’s not my heart.”

“Nothing can justify this, you’ve ruined him.”

“You live with so much guilt, I hope it drives you mad one of these days.”

“My life was ruined because of one mistake. You were that mistake.”

“You are everything I hate, don’t ever come back.”

“Evil doesn’t come close.”

“Your wrongdoings are becoming your pastimes.”

“I wish you had of just done it for the thrill of it, but now you’re in deep shit.”

“Next time, I won’t be here to salvage your wreckage. This is the last time.”

“You should have ruined me when you had the chance.”

“No one will keep your name alive. Once you’re gone, everything you once stood for disappears too.”

“Don’t pretend you haven’t thought about your life without me.”

“This is always how it ends.”

“Break my heart once more, I dare you.”

“Forget how you loved me once, I mean nothing now.”

“This isn’t Romeo and Juliet, this is real life and I can go on without you.”

“You don’t own me, I don’t belong to you.”

“I should’ve died. That would’ve made you happy.”

“Are we going to carry on like this or are you going to give him back to me.”

“She drowned and he lost his mind.”

“We shouldn’t. You’re married and I’m pregnant.”

“You’ve never been loved, I can tell.”

“Who told you I needed fixing and what made you believe them?”

“You’re almost as far-gone as I am.”

“Maybe it’s best that we don’t go home.”

“Roaming the streets was never safe for her. What makes you think it’s different for you?”

“I think you’re going to ruin me. Am I right?”

“Do you remember our last feud? I wouldn’t want someone to lose their life again, would you?”

“Kiss me quick and leave them be.”

“I hate seeing you so sad. It’s just so dramatic how humans show emotions and being sad is such a boring one.”

“Will you ever forget my number? No? Ah, because you still love me.”

“After the funeral, let’s surrender.”

“What made you think I cared for you?”

“It’ll be fun explaining this to your sister. I hope she likes horror stories.”

“Don’t act as if we’re friends. I know how much you want to slit my throat.”

“Let’s not get angry. Let’s calmly and sensibly take this outside so I can ruin your face.”

“Please ruin yourself for me and I’ll watch in adoration as I fall apart as well.”

// GuYs, i haVE ofFiciaLly hAd toO muCh coFfeE. I never thought this day would come (or night/morning. It’s 2 am lmao), but here we are. I want to sleep, how are you my darlings? xox //

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Chaos Killed The Dinosaurs Chaos and impeding doom. We’re all in the middle of it, so let’s suffer together and try to our universal struggle more poetic. Listen On Spotify

Sweet Dreams & Beautiful Nightmares This playlist is a beautiful mix of sweet melody and sinister undertones. This playlist will help you drift into a peaceful sleep and comforting nightmares. Listen On Spotify

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I Was Never What You Wanted A lot of people are in that bubbly, exciting place, where you’re trying to figure out if they like you back. Here’s to new romance and the pain and butterflies that come with it. Listen On Spotify

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“Hey, so uh, what are you up to?”

“Not much.”

“Good to hear. In that case, do you think you could put down the gun?”

[catchymemes]

[kaedien]

video of the year

[draw247]

[undercovermcdfan]

**cant change my mind

@sonhabem

[corvidprompts]

“Someday,” X breathes, through bloodied lips. “Someday, you’re gonna have sunlight and safety, and always something good to eat.”

"Someday,” Y echoes, voice breaking, and presses down harder on X’s wound. “But you gotta be there with me, promise me-”

[0shawotts]

Ur anus

[armeleia]

Reminders for the Anxious/Depressed Creatives

You’re more than what you make.

Your productivity does not determine your value.

It’s okay to do nothing sometimes.

Not everything you do has to result in a product.

Not everything you make has to be important, significant, or even good.

You can make things just for yourself.

You can keep secrets for yourself, whether it’s not posting some of your projects or not sharing your techniques.

You’re allowed to say no.

You’re allowed to rest.

[glitterquadricorn]

Prompts

Prompts I’ve compiled together! None of these are mine. This list will be updated whenever I find a good prompt to use.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN. 

Angst & Hurt/Comfort:

“Get Out. Now.”

“Please don’t hurt _____!”

“We need to talk.”

“Don’t die on me– Please.” 

“(S)He’s gone.”

“Surprise, I have feelings and you just hurt them.” 

“I trusted you.” 

“Sorry won’t fix this.” 

“The worst thing is, that even after all of that, I’m still in love with you.” 

“I always knew you would be the one I would take a bullet for,”

“Your wedding is beautiful, I’m happy for you.” 

“Did you think of me when you were having sex with her?”

“I want all of you, your body, your heart, your soul.” 

“‘Go away’ is just a lonely person’s way of saying, ‘show me that you care enough to stay’.”

“Choose me or lose me. I’m not a backup plan and I’m definitely not a second choice.”

“The moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up.” 

“You can hate me, you can dislike me, but how can you cheat on me?”

“Will We Make It Out Alive?” “Yes We Will!”

“You never should have died like this.”

“My ____ is dead.”

“I’m going to ask you something and you have to answer me honestly.” 

“Did it ever occur to you that you’re hurting me to?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

“Hey, hey, it’s alright, you’re safe now, they won’t hurt you anymore.”

“Forever and ever. That’s how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back.”

“You’re right I did love you, I just can’t say the same now”

“You left me behind to die!”

“It breaks my heart that people are so mean to you.”

“I wasn’t the one who walked away from us. You were.”

“Dying is a lot more painful than I thought it would be.”

“I’m not going to stay in a place where me and my baby isn’t wanted.”

“I’m not going to sit and watch you destroy yourself.”

Smut(NSFW):

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?”

“There’s a surprise upstairs for you.” “You bought me lingerie?” 

“So, err. I noticed you’re kinda naked. Is that intentional, or?” 

“Leave the heels on, baby. Just the heels, though.”

“If you want it, beg for it.” 

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.” 

“The skirt is short on purpose.”

“Bend over.”

 “No panties, baby girl?” 

“Give me a little show.” 

“You’re a virgin? How?” 

“Y-you want to do it here? Now? What about the guests?” 

“Yes, sir.”

“I’m you’re first?”

“Strip.” 

“I bet the neighbors know my name.” 

“Blindfold me.” 

“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”

“Come sit in my lap.”

“You’re so beautiful all spread out like this, just for me.”

“Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.” 

“Stop teasing!”

“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.” 

“Are you trying to turn me on right now? Because it’s working.” 

“Are you going to eye fuck me all night or are you going to do something about it?”

“Try to keep quiet. We don’t want to get caught.” 

“This cock isn’t gonna suck itself.” 

“You heard me. Take. It. Off.” 

“Angel in the streets, freak in the sheets.”

“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”

“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”

“I am your superior and you will respect me.” 

Love & Happiness/Fluff:

“Rumor has it, I make you nervous.”

“You look cute with a baby bump!” 

“I want to try for a baby”

“I really love holding you, darling.”

“You look beautiful in anything.”

“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.” 

"The stars look especially lovely tonight." 

"I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me?" 

"May I have this dance, wife/husband?”

“Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? ”

“Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?" 

“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”

“I have so much love for you. I actually never thought I could feel like this, but you proved me wrong.”

“Dance with me and pretend the world doesn’t exist.”

“I don’t care where I’m sleeping, as long as its with you.”

“Are you flirting with me?”

“You’re the most important person in my life.”

"I think this is going to be the start of something wonderful.”

“You’re a little shit but you’re my little shit.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“God, I’m never leaving your side again.”

“Every inch of you is breathtaking.”

Miscellaneous/Humor:

“I may be small but I am mighty.”

“You are very attractive. Therefore I will stare at you.”

“If you break into my home the police are the least of your worries - in fact, they may be your only hope.” 

“I never imagined myself in a wedding dress.” 

“How is my wife more badass than me?” 

“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.” 

“Somebody’s cranky.” / “Somebody needs to shut fuck up.” 

“I didn’t do it!” / “Then why are you laughing?” / “Because whoever did it is a freaking genius.” 

“I’m not saying she’s a whore! All I’m saying is that she’s been on more wieners than ketchup.”

“You’re not short. You wouldn’t understand.”

“Have fun, fam! I’ll bet it’ll be ‘lit’ as the kids say.” / “I’m literally begging you to stop

“[character] NO!” / “[character] YES!”

“Did you just slap my ass?” / “Actually, I firmly grasped it.” / “Did you just quote Spongebob?”

“Twinkies and cotton candy is not dinner!”

“You’re cute when you’re mad.” / “Yeah, well I’m about to get really fucking adorable.”

“You act tough but I know that it’s just a front. You’re a softie.”

“I’m not arguing. I’m simply explaining why I’m right.”

[kim-jisoo]

Today, I thought I’d share with you something that my psychiatrist taught me to get rid of my anxiety. It has really helped me and it might help someone else to calm down from anxiety / a panic attack. It’s a breathing exercise, and repeat it as many times as you need if it works for you! 

[ohahahahaha]

Okay but reading nsfw fanfic in public is big dick energy.