Drink up baby

MY NAMES KEVIN im a 26 gay male living it up in spokane wa instagram; lunatikhex snap chat; kvin146

[plasticblisss]

Me at tumblr’s funeral

[stability]

[overpricedvodka]

American killed on Andaman island home to uncontacted people, body yet to be recovered

An American man was killed on an island inhabited by a tribe known to resist outside contact in the Andaman and Nicobar Islands. And, his body still lies there. The North Sentinel Island is home to the Sentinelese, an indigenous tribe that is furiously rejects outside contact.

Y'all hear sum? I thought I might have, but nope.

[onlyblackgirl]

Missionary or not, if you go somewhere where it is widely known they don’t want visitors and it is literally illegal to contact them or go on their land, and you get clapped, that is your own fault. 

Stop trying to colonize everyone and mind your business. 

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

this man wasn’t a tourist — he was an intruder.

[crazymeds]

Left out of the headlines and first paragraphs:

He was killed on his THIRD visit.

The first time the locals shot arrows at the kayak he used to get from the fishing boat he hired to the shore.  That dissuaded him for a day.  Then he came back with a large fish as a gift.  The locals accepted the fish and told him to leave.  He whipped out his Bible and they shot up the Bible (as one of his missionary relatives described it to the BBC “The Bible saved his life!”).  Still not taking the hint he returned the next day and, having had enough of his bullshit, they filled him with arrows.

What part of NO SOLICITORS did he not understand?  

[holdmuhweave]

[nugggii]

uwu

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[0ntheplusside]

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Fucking christ, lmao

[concerao]

Laughed so hard at this

[cliquesx]

OH FUCK! SHIT HAD ME WEAK!!! 😂😂😂😂

[itsbroham]

I am on the FUCKING floor

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[reaching-for-love]

I love that he could’ve let go, could’ve easily said something or even go as far as to scare you again. BUT! This guy? He decided y'all were in this together.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

It scared the shit out of me turning expecting to see the girls and instead saw him but yeah, in hindsight it was adorable. Just along for the ride however long it took to realize…

[fierceawakening]

Zombie Friend

[miiriya]

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[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[twitterlols]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is

[killtheteendream]

i can still quote fran’s response word for word

[kohl-yis]

she

she just

she just did that