I fully do believe we need to have a separate genre from dark romance called erotic horror because a morally grey love interest who, like, happens to be a vampire is not the same as a guy who violently rapes a woman with a gun and the second should not be in the romance section of a bookstore next to Twilight.
rocky having zero context for what orifices are sexy PLUS the ability to see orifices humans would never consider is so awesome. he’s so wet for grace’s eustachian tubes. he wants to pop grace’s tympanic membrane like a hymen
currently watching: not anything in particular, but I have been putting on episodes of Criminal Minds while eating lunch. I also started The Patient (2022) which is really good !!
current obsession: Ryan Gosling, I know that's shocking.
currently reading: The Gray Man :)
currently working on: multiple fics always lol. next fic in the astrofathers series + two sambucky fics (time travel and secret road trip fic) + sequel to Dumbstruck + Others lmao
currently wearing: blue flower skirt + blue t-shirt + blue stone earrings + my glasses
last google search: common research topics for biology college students (can you guess who I'm writing about rn)
favorite flower: tiger lilies and hollyhocks :3
tags: anyone who wants to but !! @cherryblossom-barnes @tonystark604 @witchysoda @hubridbunny @bovivinator @shenandoahrisu
Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.
Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.
the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough
Okay so I made a list of 30 (well, 29 actually) prompts I am releasing into the wild. The point of this is that at least one of the participants are not having a good time.
It has 30 prompts for November but feel free to write and post whenever, but please add the tag #No one nuts November or #NoonenutsNovember wherever you post. You do not have to @ or credit this blog if you use any of these prompts.
(Text version under the cut)
1. Safeword
2. Sub/dom drop
3. Loosing intrest halfway through
4. Trying something that doesn't work
5. Medical emergency (bonus points: it happens during bondage)
6. Bad/failed orgasm
7. Should have safeworded
8. "Wait, it's not supposed to hurt?"
9. "Let's never try that again."
10. Sex so bad they break up after
11. Realistic shower sex
12. Incompatible kinks
13. Threw up on that thang
14. Can't get hard/wet/aroused
15. Says wrong persons name during sex
16: ugly crying/overwhelmed
17: "I remembered you being better at this"/"I'm not impressed."/"I've had better."/"You're not hung chill"
18: Allergic reaction/cut off circulation
19. Dirty talk/degradation gets too real
20. Ignored/missed a safeword
21. Random horny confession that kills the mood for the other person/people
22. "No really, that's not going to fit."
23. Fire alarm goes off/interrupted by a third party
24. Pushing themselves into sex they aren't ready for
25. Sex toy gets stuck
26. Only one person having fun/agreeing to boring sex
27. Couple brings in a bad 3rd
28. Sex in a bad location
29. Sex so bad it kills you/one of the participants dies
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