Actual Trash

I once ate at Olive Garden and decided it was too fancy for me.

[holequeen]

An umbilical cord I found

[holequeen]

Blocking people has become a bit of a hobby for me

[holequeen]

I remember really liking the dreamworks Madagascar movies a lot as a kid partially cause I just knew the zebra and the lion were fucking and they fucked hard

[infertilityidol]

[there-are-4-lights]

Is anyone here not trans? (From here)

[friendlymathematician]

an average teenager would score like 60% on this checklist at one point or another

[cabbagefem]

All of these are also symptoms of depression and low self esteem

[redstatefeminist666-deactivated]

hey, teens! do you ever feel like a teenager? then you might need

🎸~*radical plastic surgery*~🎸

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[thingsfromthedirt]

[holequeen]

Flamin Hot® Flavored Pistachios

[g1rluninterruptedd]

“we’re 2% of the population” “we’re only 2% why do you care” why are yall so fucking loud and annoying then? nobody is gonna adjust language and shit just because 2% of the population gets their feelings hurt because they feel like it’s “disrespecting their identity”. like fuck. only 2% but loud as fuck, tired of sharing a community w yall, genuinely.

[niiwa-angel]

"we're 2% of the population!" And yet you've done more global damage to women's rights in the past 20 years than any major religion, alpha male podcaster, or fringe right wing nut job.

"we're only 2% of the population, why do you care?!" Because you latched into the LGB community so tightly that now we are associated with pedophiles, trans race idiots, people with shit fetishes, and snuff fetishists because you hang with that crowd.

"we're just a small population! Only 2%" but you've successfully campaigned for GNC/autistic/same sex attracted children to be given medically unnecessary cross sex hormones, puberty blockers, and surgery if they don't confirm to socially accepted gender roles.

[kiefbowl]

it doesn't matter where on the political spectrum you land, if you spend too much time online your takes will get out of this world crazy

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[mclennonyaoi]

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

[mclennonyaoi]

Elon Musk Didn’t Want His Latest Deposition Released. Here It Is.

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

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bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

[mclennonyaoi]

damn

[mclennonyaoi]

HE LEFT

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????

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

KILL HIM

[mclennonyaoi]

he is DONE.

[mclennonyaoi]

HELP ME .

[mclennonyaoi]

wow. ok.

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

[mclennonyaoi]

doing a reread now this is so cunty

[mclennonyaoi]

goddamn .

[cryptotheism]

fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.

[ex-libris-craux]

how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar

[ruffboi-mags]

Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part

MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.

is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.

like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune