Ur New Step-mom

Lizzy/21 IG: lizzybradbury SC: noooodles72

[ruinedchildhood]

[sandandglass]

[neverthere12345]

[denisvilleneuve]

have you noticed that chris evans with mustache looks like chick hicks from cars?

:/ :/ :/

[5u5]

thats just the way the pussy crumbles

[daisiesandbumblebees]

please see a gynecologist

[zootedboy]

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

[10083348-deactivated20150720]

when a mutual’s post gets notes because you reblogged it

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

WON’T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR? - Official Trailer

[pocula-blog]

[mcdonaaald]

Why do these mashed potatoes look so sad

[90skid-com]

Hmmm

[raptorific]

me: [sees a cat] me: okay time for me to bother this animal

[raptorific]

[montypythonandtheholyblog]

cat: [sees a person]

cat: okay time for me to bother this human

[toastbutteregg]

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

[phoneticmeow]

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

[phoneticmeow]

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[typac]