let your light shine

you'll touch the hand of god and he'll make you king

[hollandxmarie]

[campsnowflake]

That’s like when someone tells you that you put too much peanut butter on your PB&J sandwich. You cut them off because you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. Bounce away!

[hollandxmarie]

What if it's your mother telling you that you're putting too much PB on your sandwich? Should you still cut her off?

[andreajoyc]

As long as you take your shoes off, you’re never too old to go in a bouncy castle!

[hollandxmarie]

If only the people in charge of the McDonald's play place also agreed with this theory of yours.

[pagsbrewster]

Who told you that you’re too old to go in a bouncy castle when we have several here?

[hollandxmarie]

It actually didn't happen at the condos. It happened during a recent work trip so it was just some random person that told me. I probably should have been a little bit clearer on that part. Oops.

[misselizaboon]

And what of the small children you plough over while you’re in there? Glare at them, too?

I do completely agree, however. One is never too old for inflatable bouncy castles.

[hollandxmarie]

Sometimes hip checking a small child is required, but only sometimes. You've especially got to go for the ones who glare back. Show them that you're the queen of the castle now, ya know? I'm so happy to have you in agreement with this!

[georgiehaig-blog]

I hope you throw your shoes at them while you crawl in!

[hollandxmarie]

Oooooh, that's a good idea! I'll have to keep that in mind for next time!

[hollandxmarie]

Ignore unnecessary negativity, like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. Don’t listen to things like that. Don’t let them control your life. Go into that inflatable castle. Bounce around all you want. Stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in while bouncing around the whole time. You’re better than them.

[fkamberheard-deactivated2015013]

I know why I’ve been so zapped of energy the past couple of days, because my face was growing a planet!

[hollandxmarie]

What....?

[kalingnotkapoor]

I feel like people who talk shit about carrot cake just haven’t had good carrot cake. And I feel very strongly about this. Like, I will fight you on it. Come at me, carrot cake haters. I’d like to see you go from something as gross as a vegetable to something as delicious as cake.

[hollandxmarie]

You are truly an inspiration to carrot cake lovers everywhere.

[justjack-falahee-deactivated201]

Everyone I know is talking about their wonderful New Years Eve plans and I’m sitting here thinking about how I plan on staying in bed with junk food and a Criminal Minds marathon. I don’t even care if that makes me sound boring. 

[justjack-falahee-deactivated201]

[hollandxmarie]

What season of Criminal Minds are you on?

[ramirezcad-blog-deactivated2020]

How much is too much? I want to set off fireworks tomorrow. By want I mean I’m planning on setting off contained mini explosives. If you smell smoke I swear it isn’t me. Someone is cooking up a barbecue for the New Year. That’s all.

[hollandxmarie]

How did your firework adventures go?

[shes-a-wild-rose]

So what did I do for new year move to the beach and one of the warmer places in america, not quite what’s expected of a Irish lad I suppose but Heard loads of my closest friends liked this place

[hollandxmarie]

Oh? Are your co-stars here?

[jtimberlord-deactivated20150111]

Am I lame if I am going to stay in tonight playing NBA2K15 instead of partying?

[hollandxmarie]

Not at all, dude.

[jakegyllens]

Even though I’m sure that everyone’s heard it about a hundred times in the past twenty-four hours: happy New Year! I wish everyone luck with accomplishing at least half of your new year’s resolution.

[hollandxmarie]

Thank you! I hope the same for you. Do you have a resolution yet?

[aubreytothep-blog]

Flying hungover in a very crappy seat. Why. Why?!

[hollandxmarie]

Cause you partied way too hard last night?

[sethhmacfarlane-deactivated2015]

Last night could of gone worse, I don’t really wanna talk about my night, though.  How was everybody else’s nights? Everyone hungover as fuck today? I’ll try to cheer you up with a joke. A man walks into a zoo and the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.

[sethhmacfarlane-deactivated2015]

[hollandxmarie]

If you didn't want to speak about it then why did you bring it up? Now everyone is going to be curious.

[yourkingmalikz-deactivated20170]

Where would the sorting hat put you? I think it would put me in Slytherin. That’s kind of cool except living in the dungeons seems gross.

[hollandxmarie]

I didn't understand any of this.