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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”

dreamingofbabylon

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

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ruinedchildhood

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

omghotmemes

This is amazing

arktham

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

stars-bean

The Road to El Dorado (2000) dir. Eric “Bibo” Bergeron and Don Paul

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gay-tm

Remember just scrolling down your dash and seeing random nudes? Those were the days

galeanthropus

michellechang

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

thankyu

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

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cant relate

Oh my god

just in case you don’t trust uberfacts

winelover1989

All I want to know is who proposed the name and came up with the full form with the hyphen and everything like that person deserves a medal though they probably remained anonymous so that noone asks for their manager lol

driftsixfour

You can put one “fuck” in any line of mass effect dialogue. Where do you put it?

driftsixfour

some of my fave replies My submission would be: “ Theres a FUCKING REAPER IN MY WAY WREX” during the thresher maw hammer fight

thornhands

The first time Shepard steps below deck and finds their hamster. Just a soft 'Ah, fuck'.

raptorific

Same energy

heterophobic-disaster

Look, don’t underplay the TikTok/K-Pop communities: dashcon did it to themselves but Trump got this done to him.

raptorific

Actually, nope! The whole “the stands were empty because KPop fans got all the tickets” narrative would be funny, but it assumes a few things that aren’t true. First, it assumes that there were a limited number of tickets. Second, it assumes that there was anyone who wanted to go who was prevented from doing so because tickets were unavailable. In reality, nobody who asked for a ticket was denied one because there was an unlimited number of tickets, and nobody who showed up at the door was denied entry for not having one.

The fact is that the people who might’ve filled those seats just flat-out did not show up. Sure, they might’ve seen that KPop fans reserved tickets and figured “ahh, I don’t care enough to fight for a ticket,” but there’s also a LOT of people who just didn’t feel comfortable at a large gathering while there’s a pandemic on. Maybe some of them didn’t feel like signing a waiver absolving the campaign of responsibility if they get Covid 19 at the rally and got turned away at the door. Maybe their fear of getting sick finally outweighs their faith in Donald Trump, or maybe they’ve lost faith in him entirely.

Yes, the jokes about KPop fans ruining his rally are funny, but they obscure the true (and much funnier) explanation: Donald Trump is losing so much popularity with his base that he can’t find enough racists to fill a stadium in support of him. In Tulsa Oklahoma.