Whatever floats my boat

A post-ironic collection of pseudo-intellectual hooey.

[strike-another-match]

overhearing my neighbor rant on the phone top of his lungs and his friend is saying something in calm voice and he goes NO. NO NUANCE. STOP SAYING NUANCE. MY BOSS NEEDS TO DIE

[liberalsarecool]

Unquenchable greed is killing us all.

[virginshane]

imo confidentally in a relationship shane would ask for cock in any and all situations. he does not require a special circumstance to text ”i miss your cock” and he’s not sexting he’s just putting his thought to a text. he’s not trying to be sexy in fact he feels a bit pathetic about it. and ilya would kill anyone who dared to make his shane feel self-conscious abt doing so

[magpiesketchins]

Sam Vimes every year:

[quasi-normalcy]

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[iconuk01]

I never thought Terry Pratchett's advice would be useful in THIS context

'Erotic' is when you use a feather.

'Kinky' is when you use a chicken.

[wanderingaldecaldo]

So you're saying I need to order a kinky chicken sandwich?

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

[sloth-with-a-knife]

One of my favorite things about Terry Pratchett's books is their unique relationship with used bookstores. Particularly because they are difficult to find, for three reasons. The first reason is that they aren't there. Books in used bookstores were once owned by other people, people who decided to let that book go in the hopes that it will find someone new who will love it. It's very difficult to let go of a Terry Pratchett book. The second reason is that, if they make it into a store, they never stay there very long. They're usually purchased less than a few days after their arrival.

The third reason is my favorite: if they made it to the bookstore, and remained unnoticed, it's because the spine is worn. It's been read and loved so much it's almost unrecognizable from the spine. I've never found a used Terry Pratchett book without a cracked spine, and I love it. Cracked spines, stained pages, worn covers, these are the physical signs of love that we leave on our favorite books, and every Terry Pratchett book I've found in a used bookstore has been loved, dearly.

[greenvillegreengirl]

Happy birthday to Sir Terry. Mind how you go.

[depsidase]

[vergak]

autism baby is all grown up!

[brightlotusmoon]

[hanzajesthanza]

i wish ursula k le guin was still alive for a lot of reasons, but most of all so she could beat JK rowling's ass

[raggedclawsscuttling]

Terry Pratchett too

[escuerzoresucitado]

[adamsmasher]

Sound on!!

[mereologic]

Do we see a resemblance here?

Twins separated at birth

Not twins but they could be cousins

No familial relation, but I see what you mean

This is just two white guys, what are you on about?

Face blindness option

Voting ended onApr 4

Left is Giovanni Pico della Mirandola. Right is Christopher "moot" Poole.

[oneterabyteofkilobyteage]

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archived on 2009-04-27 10:07:38

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people