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Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

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lastvalyrian

another way in which movies are completely different from reality

captainjonnitkessler

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

captainjonnitkessler

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

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#fnv #fallout

pon-raul

queen got COVID lmaooo

nutsacktorturer

It’s just her husband visiting

mckitterick

I was like, "sure, royals are the worst kind of humans, but surely this is beyond the pale"

and yet

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dumbbadger

Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.

armedandgayngerous

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

bigwordsandsharpedges

They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection.

Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it.

unclevertitle

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

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shittymoviedetails

Thanks to tireless research by a team of scientists, we now know Avengers: Infinity War (2018) was a work of fiction.

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cosed

still the funniest fucking graph on earth

bard-irl

Nowhere near as funny as game of thrones episode ratings played on a piano

#got #😬

aflo

horror game speedrunner whose performing high-tech maneuvers and moving at WR pace but is also clearly very scared

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17 year-old Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of an airplane in 1971 after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2 miles to the ground, strapped to her seat and survived after she endured 10 days in the Amazon Jungle.

After ten days, she found a boat moored near a shelter, and found the boat's fuel tank still partly full. Koepcke poured the gasoline on her wounds, an action which succeeded in removing the maggots from her arm. Out of 93 passengers and crew, Juliane was the only survivor of the LANSA flight 508 crash that took place December 24th, 1971.

🔗Her story in her own words: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-17476615

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