if i look back, i am lost
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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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$LAYYYTER
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@malcolm-f-tucker
i am so soso so charming please just let me in and i can show you how charming i am please. im so charming but i can only show u if u let me in. please [BANGING ON DOOR] please im so charming i promise [DOORKNOB RATTLING] im a people person youll love my engaging repartee and disarming smile [GLASS BREAKING]
*puts a disk in u*
Thank you
sickens me that there is a floppy disk emoji but no vinyl lp. fax machine but no record player. how can we hope to progress as a society in this situation
At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic
artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over
they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary
you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter
what
do you want to play dead bodies with me
floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold
i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.
what the fuck
I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.
the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues
might claim that we've won the world cup. like when england won a moral victory in the ashes
forgive me father for i have zoomed in on some images
