Hollowmations

ace skeleton

[ardent-w]

[byjove]

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

[dragonessmiralis]

The Addams

[byjove]

Do Grandmama, Uncle Fester and the rotating cast of possibly existent cousins mean nothing to you? 😔

[leachnoodles]

Had a nightmare where Caine talked like ChatGPT. It was so terrifying that I woke up crying and panicking and started stabbing random people on the street.

I also like Gangle, she's cute.

[fandom-man]

[ralfmaximus]

a fake deterrent for coyote geese

deters fake coyotes AND geese

fake! it's not a coyote deterrent, it's a goose deterrent

you must fake it to deter coyotes & geese

[mewnosodenwyma]

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[phaeton-flier]

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

[theaudientvoid]

[centrally-unplanned]

Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.

And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.

[theabigailthorn]

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[bobdylanyaoi]

what i feel like when i reply to someone’s post

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

I'd be scared it Ted Cruz suddenly called me too

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[xoxomyah]

[mikus-sleepiest]

[lutraviolet]

i keep forgetting to post sorry, heres scolipede stretching like a kitty

[colonthreedotexe]

[pavizi]

doodle

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[thatwizarddyke]

evergreen tweet

[ralfmaximus]

Honestly, the WH is using language unique to fragile white MAGA males. There's nothing remotely Korean about it.

[dogpuppy]

[rslashrats]

[tobiasbones]

The other day i bought this yarn cause that’s obviously the trans flag, and I just saw that this colour is called ‘life’! I’m gonna cry