Destiny is made known silently

I haven't updated my about in 4 years. I'm 22 now and I still like the same shit. Cheers.

[mcr-tweets]

[strexbang-deactivated20220911]

Some People: Arin Hanson is bad at video games

Me:

[toney-starks]

The Foolproof Disguises

Bonus:

[mamashug]

[swagintherain]

[lifeofcynch]

whoa!

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

I love these???????

[done-with-your-bs]

[atomicwrongs]

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

[atomicwrongs]

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

[fortidogi]

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[powerfulwizard]

the dodo: the zoos are evil captivity is unethical let animals be free 

also the dodo: look at this amazing man who has a bear and a tiger living in the trunk of his van

[stefeficent]

The dodo: animals need to live as they do in nature

Also the dodo: look at this totally adorable cold-adapted animal is in this shadeless cage in a sanctuary in Texas! He’s friends with this animal from a fully different continent that shares this rundown pen with him. Cute!

[sonofthe-bat]

Never forgt that the dodo is run by peta

[narwhalsdisguised]

I didn’t know it was run by peta. Ew.

[severalowls]

Pretty sure that despite holding many of the ridiculous stances as PETA, they aren’t actually affiliated w each other.

[cool-eevee]

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

[lohboh]

I did the same essay last year and they rejected me for kinning Hajime Hinata

[jackieboyz]

I’m washin me and my clothes, bitch”

“IM WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES”

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

courage was named courage even though he was cowardly bc he still did what he had to do despite being scared and that’s true courage

[ryanbergara2]

fuck shirts and tote bags and mugs buzzfeed!!! i want unsolved merch that’s obscure, i want shit nobody asked for but somehow gets made anyway!!! fuck just imagine if they released like….idk a fucking tea cosy with shane’s face knitted on it. would i buy one??? no i’d buy TWO you god damn cowards

[thepunisher]

Nature made me a freak. Man made me a weapon. And God made it last too long.

– Logan (2017), dir. James Mangold

[thehomecominghero]

[figmas]

[vikingpoteto]

not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. 

[inquisitale-deactivated20211217]

“would you kill me my love?”

“for wakanda? No question.”

a woman in my theater: “oH I HEARD THAT!!!!”

[they-call-me-marlon]

Wanda Maximov on the otherhand won’t uninstall her dating sim to save the universe.

[last-2-laugh]